QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 1479 : Organized religion destroys who we are or who we can be by inhibiting our actions and decisions out of fear of an intangible parent-figure who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says "No, no!"
- 6301 : Jay: Oh yeah. See, we used to sell smoke in front of this video store. And one day this fuck wants to rent a video. So we did, only we didn't have anyplace to watch
it. So we went to the mall and popped it into a VCR at Macy's and sat on the floor and wat
- 10811 : Its like i'm han solo, you're chewey, and she's ben kanobi
- 10964 : i swear I didn't cum in you, Peter!
- 10988 : If there was only 5 minutes left to live til the end of the world would you have sex with us? 2- If that situation occured .. sure. 1- I knew it this chick is a slut buuuuunnnnggg.
- 10989 : What the fuck is going on?! why the fuck did you hug my head!? who the fuck is this braud?!?! why the fuck is she dressed like that?!?! what the fuck happened to that guys head?!?!?!?!
- 10990 : J-Guys like us dont fall out of the sky! ( at this point chris rock falls out of the sky)J-Beautiful naked big tittied women don't just fall out of the sky!
- 10991 : Beth- What gear are you in? J- (driving at 100 mph) GEAR?!?!?
- 10992 : Everytime the redhead hooks up with her dreamguy this man over here starts ballin like a bitch with a skinned knee.
- 10993 : Everytime the redhead hooks up with her dreamguy this man over here starts ballin like a bitch with a skinned knee.
- 10994 : aint nuthin more pathetic than seein a fat man cry
- 10995 : aint nuthin more pathetic than seein a fat man cry
- 11364 : What the fuck is this - The Piano?
- 11365 : I'm a fucking demon!
- 11366 : You can't BE anal retentive if you don't have an anus.
- 11367 : this is my hetero-lifemate...
- 11506 : If I had a dick, I would go get layd, but lets go do the next best thing. (2) whats that? (1) Kill people
- 11507 : Looks like we in charg of the gang now.
- 11508 : if you clean up your mouth a little i might put a good word in for you 2) thanks
- 11595 : Raining Sulphur. Now that's a test of endurance
- 17373 : Jesus didn't come to Earth to give us the willies.
- 17443 : you masturbate more than anyone on the planet. everyone knows that shit tell me somethin' i don't know already. yeah but when you do it you're thinkin' about guys.....dude, not all the time
- 18839 : I'm Han! Your Chewie! She's Ben Kenobi and we're in that (explitive) bar!
- 18840 : I'm Han! Your Chewie! She's Ben Kenobi and we're in that (explitive) bar!
- 18946 : You people don't celebrate your faith; you mourn it.
- 19105 : Look at this pimp
- 19204 : You can't be anal retentive if you don't have an anus.
- 19266 : snoonch to the motherf****n' dude!
- 19269 : 1: what did you say? 2: make with the love, it's a nice way of saying boning
- 19270 : so...does that make (name) part black?
- 19282 : mass genocide is the most enduring activity that one can take part in, next to soccer.
- 19283 : i rained down sulfer, there's a slight difference.
- 19446 : Mr. Magee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like it if I'm angry.
- 19868 : Mr. Brace, disowned his gay son. Very compassionate, Mr. Brace.
- 20001 : I just love to fuck with the clergy, man. I just love it! I love to keep those guys on their toes.
- 20030 : You can't be anal retentive if you don't have an anus.
- 20106 : Put on channel 9! Davey and Goliath!
- 20154 : (1)If I had a dick I'd go get laid. We can do the next best thing. (2)What's that? (1)Let's kill people! (3)(spit take) (1)Oh, not you!
- 20247 : (1)I think God is dead. (2)The sign of a true catholic.
- 20363 : Behold the Metrodome! Herald of the Almighty and voice of the one true god! Behold the Metrodome! Herald of the Almighty and voice of the one true god! Behold the Metrodome! Herald of the Almighty and voice of the one true god!
- 20467 : ...Cough...Sweet Jesus! Do you have to use the whole can?!
- 20508 : ...Or you'll do what exactly...Hit me with that fish?
- 20546 : I'm as anatomically impaired as a ken doll.
- 20591 : 1. What are you? 2.I'm pissed off is what I am!!!
- 20592 : 1. What are you? 2.I'm pissed off is what I am!!!
- 20628 : As I was saying, prior to your fire farting episode. I am the metrodome!
- 20665 : You people, If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?!
- 20753 : I am a seraphin. The highest choir of angels.
- 20941 : Stop a couple of angels from entering and thus negating all of existence.
- 20952 : Go back to your paper routes, you Mighty Duck-fucks!
- 20988 : now that poem, the walrus and the carpenter? that's an inditement of oganized religion. the walrus with his girth and good nature, he obviously represents buddha or with his tusks, the hindu elephant god lord gensha. that takes care of your eastern religions. now the carpenter, which is an obvious refrence to jesus christ, who was raised a carpenters son, he represents the western religions. now in the peom, what do they do? what do they do? they dupe all these oysters into following them and proceed to shock and devoure these creatures en masse. now i don't know what it says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths baised on mythological figures insures the destruction of ones inner being. organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our desicions, out of fear of an intangable father figure who shakes a finger at us from 1000 years ago, saying do it or, or i'll fucking spank you!
- 22648 : ((spray painted on the wall behind two main characters in a strip joint)) Spirit is free
- 22661 : You are perfect. There is nothing wrong with you...but there was one little thing...You didn't say godbless you when I sneezed!
- 23387 : thanks
- 23815 : I fell in love with you! We - we fell in love with you!
- 24060 : We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women.
- 24652 : Back off Kato!
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