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My dad hated lawyers. You might think I became one just to piss him off, but you'd be wrong. Did piss him off so much though that when he heard he fell off a ladder and didn't know who to sue first
Just go...you were never here.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer? A prostitute stops screwing you after you die.
How do you know a lawyer is lying? His mouth is moving.
One little woman from Memphis put those son-of-a-bitches out of business? I'm gonna go by Donny Ray's grave tomorrow and tell him all about it.
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