QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 998 : The man ate bacon with every meal.
- 1131 : I'm on vacation!
- 2189 : Nice ass, can I wear it as a hat?
- 3519 : Women need a reason for sex. Men just need a place.
- 5874 : I shit bigger than you.
- 5875 : Rollin' rollin' rollin'.....man my ass is swollen.
- 6647 : Lets have SOME PEACE AND QUIET FOR CHRIST'S SAKES!! I'm tired, I'm not feeling well, and I HAVE SOME SORT OF RASH, FOR MAKING IT IN THE BUSHES!!!
- 7659 : Hey there curly, kill anyone today? #2 Day ain't over yet.
- 7764 : he's behind me isn't he?
- 8192 : Bruno Kirby: Enough! Enough! It's been four hours! He doesn't get it! He's never gonna get it! The cows can tape something by now!!
- 11847 : Honey, if that was as exciting as baseball, they'd put it on cards and sell it with gum.
- 14803 : You know, this was not in the brochure!
- 15950 : I hate you more! If hate were people, I'd be China!!
- 17625 : What did you use for protection, paper or plastic.
- 17626 : What did you use for protection, paper or plastic.
- 18652 : When I was alive I might have found her attractive.
- 18653 : You are a sporting goods salesman!!!
- 22829 : see he likes you, he just said hellooooo
- 23086 : Actually, it's getting to where I have to ask the boss's permission to wipe my nose.
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