MOVIE - Blazing Saddles

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1753 : Have you ever seen such cruelty?
1754 : thats it for this suit
1756 : I'm booked solid. I cant possibly work him in til monday.
1758 : 1) If you must pry 2) I must I must
1773 : Driver! Get me out of this picture!
2228 : 12 is my limit on schnitzengruben
2582 : More beans Mr. Taggert?
4181 : Pardon me while I whip this out.
6160 : What in the wide wide world of sports isa goin' on?
8972 : 1)Are we awake? 2)We're not sure...are we black?
8995 : Where all the white women at?
9648 : oh it's twue it's twue!!!!
9649 : oh it's twue it's twue!!!!
9650 : the sheriff is a (ding)
9651 : and now the time has come to act and act fast........I'm leaving.
9657 : as chairman of the welcoming it is my privalage to extend a laurel and hardy handshake to our new.........nigger
12415 : Nowhere special, I always wanted to go there
12420 : Baby you are so talented, and they are so dumb
12803 : A) Are we black B) Yes we are A) Then I guess we're awake
12805 : Where's my froggy, Where's my froggy?
12808 : They lose me right after the bunker scene
12812 : Am i wrong or is the world rising?
12814 : Instead of people leaving they're staying in droves
13141 : I hired y'all to lay some rail, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!
14448 : Let's just face it! Everything below the waist is...KAPUT!
14651 : Quicksand!
14652 : THEY'RE in trouble!
14743 : Oh no, don't hit him. You'll only make him mad.
14744 : Well, my name's Jim, but most folks call me.....Jim.
16029 : Oh, it's twoo! It's twoo it's twoo!
16070 : (female singer to black Sheriff): "Ees eet true what they say about your race... that the men are... extremely well endowed?" (She turns out the lights, and now we hear the sound of pants being unzipped.) "Ooooh! Eet's true! Eet's true!"
(Now we hear the voice of the Black Sheriff): "You're sucking on my arm!"
16150 : "Can't you see the sheriff is a NIH?"
17370 : Nobody moves or tha niggah gets it.
17523 : You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new west. You know.. morons.
18229 : What in the wide wide world o' sports is goin' on here?

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