QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 1763 : Will you please stop the god damn hammering?
- 1765 : Have you tried staples?
- 3184 : Like boning a marlin
- 6740 : I'M ALIVE!!! AND SO ARE YOU!!! HEY!, are you glad to see me or is this a SHOTGUN in your pocket.
- 7087 : If you TOUCH ME again, I'm gonna rip your goddamn wings off, k?
- 7308 : That bitch hit me with a toaster!
- 7309 : I'm having the WEIRDEST day!
- 7310 : Marlon; Perkins; the road!
- 7635 : Niagra Falls Frankie Angel.
- 7779 : It's a bone, you lucky dog!!!
- 8596 : What was the ship that took them all to Gilligan's Island? The SS Minnow. No points this round.
- 9226 : When I want a wife, I'm gonna buy one, and she's gonna be devoted to me, to my wants and my needs! NOT LIKE YOU! Let's face it, you treated me like DIRT!!!!
- 9610 : #1 Why do you keep calling me Dick? #2 We're sorry Mr. Burton
- 11299 : Don't vex me Frank or I'll fix your mouth so it won't hold soap!
- 11432 : #1- Sometimes you have to slap them in the face. #2 - Owww! #1- Slap them in the face. #2- Owww! #1 Just to get their attention.
- 12771 : FINE! Slap me in the face.......but YOU kicked me.....in the ba.....
- 15608 : 1) We tried crazy glue, but it don't work. 2) Did you try staples?
- 18330 : Oh my gosh! Does that suck!
- 23600 : Look, there's Mr. Headgehog...I wonder where he's going?...Perhaps to Holland!
- 24372 : I must have been out of my MIND!
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