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Site Links Main Site Site F.A.Q. Site Announcements Quoters The Quoter Registry Master Quoters Register as a Quoter The Quotes Play The Quotes Game Submit Quotes The Quotes Repository QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE 1763 : Will you please stop the god damn hammering? 1765 : Have you tried staples? 3184 : Like boning a marlin 6740 : I'M ALIVE!!! AND SO ARE YOU!!! HEY!, are you glad to see me or is this a SHOTGUN in your pocket. 7087 : If you TOUCH ME again, I'm gonna rip your goddamn wings off, k? 7308 : That bitch hit me with a toaster! 7309 : I'm having the WEIRDEST day! 7310 : Marlon; Perkins; the road! 7635 : Niagra Falls Frankie Angel. 7779 : It's a bone, you lucky dog!!! 8596 : What was the ship that took them all to Gilligan's Island? The SS Minnow. No points this round. 9226 : When I want a wife, I'm gonna buy one, and she's gonna be devoted to me, to my wants and my needs! NOT LIKE YOU! Let's face it, you treated me like DIRT!!!! 9610 : #1 Why do you keep calling me Dick? #2 We're sorry Mr. Burton 11299 : Don't vex me Frank or I'll fix your mouth so it won't hold soap! 11432 : #1- Sometimes you have to slap them in the face. #2 - Owww! #1- Slap them in the face. #2- Owww! #1 Just to get their attention. 12771 : FINE! Slap me in the face.......but YOU kicked me.....in the ba..... 15608 : 1) We tried crazy glue, but it don't work. 2) Did you try staples? 18330 : Oh my gosh! Does that suck! 23600 : Look, there's Mr. Headgehog...I wonder where he's going?...Perhaps to Holland! 24372 : I must have been out of my MIND! Quoter Number: Quoter Password: New users keep track of your stats by registering for free here. Users must be logged into the site in order to track their stats and access their Registered Quoters Options.