QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 297 : I hate People, but I love parties. Isn't it ironic?
- 343 : I'm not even supposed to be here today
- 350 : #1 What can I say, He does wild things to me. #2 Can I watch? #1 You can hold me down. #2 Can I join in? #1 You might be disapointed, I'm not a hermaphrodite. #2 Hey, if you are. . .
- 366 : No time for love, Dr. Jones.
- 507 : #1 I'd have to say 'Empire'. #2 'Empire'? Sacrilege.
- 1081 : I'll bet you ten dollars you don't get that movie.
- 1095 : what smells like shoe polish?
- 1156 : Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in salsa. Our shark.
- 1234 : #1 my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks #2in a row?
- 1248 : The biggest two you've ever seen, Dinkleberry!
- 1285 : "fine, but you're livin in denial and supressin rage, motherfucker"
- 1371 : Friends, let me tell you about another group of hate mongers that were just following orders.... they were called NAZIS! (yeah you friggin nazi!)
- 1578 : Fine, but you're livin in denial and supressin rage, motherfucker.
- 1581 : Did he say "making fuck"?
- 1623 : There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
- 1681 : Snack cake!
- 2301 : One of the twelve women good enough to sleep with me.
- 2374 : 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
- 3083 : Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!
- 3084 : She'll get over fucking a dead guy. Shit, my mom's been fucking a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.
- 3087 : Do you know how much the average jizz mopper makes per hour?
- 3088 : Bunch of savages in this town.
- 3640 : Ooh... Navy Seals!
- 3747 : We're gonna go to the f*ckin' party, rip off their f*ckin' heads, and steal their f*ckin' souls!
- 3765 : He was hit by a bus.
- 4819 : There are a lot of women in the world, but only one will make lasania and bring it to work for you
- 4918 : There are a million fine-looking women in the world, dude, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.
- 4920 : R: You know who I could live without? D: Who? R: The people who come into the video store. D: Which ones? R: ALL of 'em. You should HEAR some of the questions they ask! --What would you get for a 6-year-old who chronically wets the bed? --So, do you have any new movies in? --Do you have that one movie with that one guy who was in the other movie that came out last year? R: They NEVER get any quality flicks. It's like they're looking for the most intellectually devoid film on the racks. --Oooh, NAVY Seals!
- 5351 : #1: I don't appreciate your ruse #2: My what? #1: Your ruse...your cunning attempt to trick me
- 5352 : Oh your comfortable right? This is a life of convienience for you and any attempt to change it would shatter the pathetic microcasm you fashioned for yourself.
- 5492 : #1 My girlfriend has sucked 37 dicks. #2 In a row?
- 5493 : #1 My girlfriend has sucked 37 dicks. #2 In a row?
- 6236 : You work in a market alright!
- 6277 : My love for you is ticking clock. Bezerker. Would you like to suck my cock. Bezerker.
- 6278 : What's up baby. What's up sluts.
- 6500 : ..that's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
- 7175 : she broke your heart and inadvertantly drove men to deviant lifestyles
- 8035 : This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers.
- 8247 : What do you care you shoe-polish smelling motherfucker.
- 8353 : Person 1: I am just making a broad generalization. Person 2: No! You are making a generalization about broads!
- 9518 : No time for love, Dr. Jones
- 10220 : Which did you like better: Jedi or Empire Strikes Back?
- 11594 : What. You make me close the store so we can play hockey on the roof and you only bring one ball.
- 12306 : Pack your ass,my good man.It's time to kick back,drink some beers,& smoke some weeeeeeed.
- 15733 : A) 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks! B) In a row?
- 16538 : what're you fucking looking at? i'll kick your fucking ass! shit, yeah... don't that motherfucker owe me ten bucks? you know, fucking... tonight we're gonna rip of this fucker's head and take out his fucking soul.
- 17100 : A: A bunch of savages in this town. B: That's what I said.
- 18844 : 1-You're not allowed to rent here anymore!!!!! 2-YAAAAAAAAAAA!
- 20509 : What's up, baby? What's up, sluts?
- 20511 : 1)And I hope it feels good.2)you hope what feels good?1)I hope it feels so good to bee right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the short coming of others, is there? 2)Well, this is the last time I rent here! 1)You'll be missed 2)Screw you![leaves] 1)[runs to the door]Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!
- 20512 : 1)Cute cat. What's his name? 2)Annoying customer. 1)Fuckin' dickhead.
- 22126 : I'm not even supposed to be here!
- 23892 : try not to suck any **** on the way to the parking lot!
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