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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 130 : no problem it gets flooded, well just wait a second
- 515 : That's what turns me on about you, your attention to detail.
- 519 : Yes Satin ....Oh sorry I thought you were someone else.
- 598 : Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lecter.
- 1100 : 1: cigarette? 2: no thanks...filthy habit.
- 1211 : WARNING!!! Assholes are closer than they appear!
- 1264 : Hi I'm looking for Ray Finkle and a clean pair of shorts.
- 1355 : do not go in there!
- 1573 : Hooooooly Testicle Tuesday!
- 1646 : WARNING!!!! Assholes maybe closer than they appear!!!!
- 1876 : Holy Testicle Tuesday!!!
- 2187 : Man, I'm tired of being right!
- 2259 : Yes Satan, ...oh, I'm sorry Sir, you sounded like someone else
- 2262 : IT'S ALIVE ! IT'S ALIVE!
- 2363 : You just cost me 25 grand . . . Polly !
- 4705 : You're just mad that you're stupid pebble thing didn't work.
- 4963 : 1: Ya got anymore of that gum, Ace? 2: That's none of your damn business, and I thank you to stay out of my personal affairs!
- 5504 : "Hey, maybe ill give a call sometime. Your number still 911?"
- 5505 : "Hey, maybe ill give a call sometime. Your number still 911?"
- 5601 : "I'm looking for Ray Finkle, and a clean pair of shorts"
- 5602 : "gee, let me think...um-sure"
- 6194 : Le-hoo-se-herrr!!
- 6587 : 1) would you like an ashtray? 2)no thanks, I don't smoke...it's a..nasty habit.
- 7355 : See that you do. If I had been drinking out of the toilet, I might have been killed.
- 7356 : See that you do. If I had been drinking out of the toilet, I might have been killed.
- 7589 : I have excorsiced the demon, this house is clear, Loser, losers
- 7590 : I have exsorcised the demon, this house is clear, Loser, losers
- 7862 : who the hell is that?
- 7919 : what a sports nut huh
- 7924 : Yuor gun is digging into my hip, God!
- 8320 : "If I'm not back in 5 minutes...just wait longer!"
- 8662 : Yes, Satan?
- 9132 : Holy testicle Tuesday!!!!
- 9561 : 351! 351! Rover sit! Hike!
- 9736 : I'm gonna execute a button-hook pattern, super slow-mo!
- 9817 : No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.
- 9818 : I came to confess...I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
- 9823 : I'm ready to go in coach, just give me a chance.
- 10113 : Well you'd better be sure, because once you get into my head, there's no turning back baby.
- 10410 : I don't give a rat's ass.
- 10921 : If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer!
- 13530 : I just want to know how much time I have.
- 13692 : Well, why don't you cry about it, SADDLEBAGS?!
- 13909 : Whew! Now I feel better...OF COURSE, nobodys' missing a porpoise, it's a dolphin that's been taken..the common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout, pointed teeth and a triangular thorassic fin, while the bottle-nosed dolphin, or Perciontronchatis, has an elongated beak, round cone shaped teeth and a cerrated dorsal appendage, but I'm sure you already knew that. Thats what turns me on about ya, your attention to detail
- 15302 : A) Now how you gonna solve that one? B) Good question, Aguato. First I'd establish a motive. In this case, the killer saw the size of the bugs' DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose thirty pounds PORKIN' HIS WIFE!!
- 15726 : A) Tonight on Miami Vice, Aguato gets the boss a coffee B) You better be outta my office by the time I get out of the bathroom A) Are you going number one or number two? I just wanna know how much time I have
- 15755 : A) You're just mad because you're stupid little pebble theory didn't work out, and youyou don't know how to deal with the fact that you were wrong B) Yeah, and you're ugly
- 15875 : How can I be getting verk done mit all de SHOUTING...CONTROL ZE SHOUTING!
- 16045 : A) Got a package for ya B) Sounds broken A) Most likely, sir. I bet it was something nice though
- 16165 : May Dan Marino die of ghonnoreah and rot in hell
- 16311 : A) How would you like for me to make your life a living hell? B) Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship Lois, but thank you for asking
- 16316 : A) This is my date...he's a...lawyer B) Well does he have a name, or should I call him...lawyer?
- 16335 : A) Whatcha up to, mandingo? B) Just watchin' the fishes, man-o-shevitz
- 16802 : Why do you want to talk to the dolphin? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? DO YOU HAVE A DORSAL FIN?
- 16803 : A) Wow, three times? B) I'm sorry, that's never happened to me before....I must be tired....Okay, I'm ready again
- 16805 : A) How can I ever repay you? B) Well,a reward would be good, my car's a high performance machine, so I had to fill it with premium A) How would you like me to take your pants off instead? B)Gee, let me think, uhmmm sure
- 17890 : A) That's a lovely dog you have there, do you mind if I pet him? B) I don't give a rats' ass
- 18590 : A) Roger, lemme ask you one question..HOW THE HELL DO YOU LOSE A FIVE HUNDRED POUND FISH?
- 18759 : A) Whatta you know about Ray Finkle? B) Soccer style kicker, graduated Collier High June 1976, Stetson University Graduate with Honors, class of 1980, holds two NCAA records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule", the first and only pro athlete to ever come out of Collier County and one HELL of a model American!
- 18790 : A) What do you know about pressure? B) Well, I HAVE kissed a man!
- 18878 : I don't give a good ###damn about that fish, filet it and fast-food it, if ya want to. AllI I give a damn about's winning the Super Bowl!
- 18925 : A) What's the password? B) New England Clam Chowder A) Is that the red or the white? B) I can never remember that....white?
- 18932 : Find the fish, or find new jobs!!
- 19313 : SHE expects him back any minute, the engine's running, but there's nobody behind the wheel!
- 19493 : For God sakes, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a POOL MAN!!
- 19597 : Ooozhooboo, ooozhoobooboodoodoo, zhebebebe, oozhooboo!
- 19602 : I gotta go. I got dates with your mothers!
- 22479 : (1) I just visited Ray Finkles place. (2) And? (1) Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lecter.
- 22946 : It's not Snowflake! It's not Snowflake!!
- 23073 : Do you have a mint? Perhaps some Banaca?
- 23151 : A) Any unusual bets being made? B) Of course there's bets being made, it's the Superbowl!!
- 23194 : I am Heinzits Velvet, I am trainer of dolphin, you want to talk to the dolphin, you talk to me!
- 23243 : Yes, Satan?! Oh I'm sorry sir, you sounded like someone else!
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