QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 1982 : ...And the name of the boy who noticed was Ricky Friedberg. He's dead now.
- 2056 : And the name of the boy who noticed was Ricky Friedberg. He's dead now
- 2223 : I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two
- 2491 : A kiss under the mistletoe. Mistletoe is deadly if you eat it. A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.
- 4304 : Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
- 4723 : I wouldn't touch you to scratch you.
- 5102 : I saw her first, gotta fly.
- 8173 : I'd Like to fill her void.
- 9879 : Ah, just the pussy I want to see
- 10152 : Oh, but you will.....Oh, but you will...
- 12322 : Honey, I'm home........Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.
- 12499 : I'm just living down to my expectations. Life's a bitch -- now so am I.
- 12500 : He napalmed my arm. He knocked me off a building just when I was starting to feel good about myself.
- 15607 : Hello honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.
- 15742 : A) Fill the void B) Ooooh I'd like to fill HER void, show her my french flipper trick
- 15752 : Who'd have thought she had a brain to damage? Bottom line...she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out a higher window
- 17311 : I'm afraid we haven't quite house-trained Miss ****, but on the plus side she makes a hell of a cup of coffee
- 17345 : Your'e a well respected monster and I to date am not
- 17357 : I believe the word you're searching for is..AAUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!!
- 17381 : Hell the species are equal with their erogenous zones blown sky high
- 17557 : O my God does this mean we have to start fighting
- 22370 : That was brief.....as all the men in my life.
- 23066 : A) Selena..Selena Selena! B) That's my name, Maximillian, don't wear it out or I'll make you buy me a new one!
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