QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 166 : wait up I can't run in these heels!!
- 740 : Don't sneeze or the baby will shoot out like a cannon
- 2087 : I had a head, but there was no makeup on it.
- 2088 : That could be expensive........maybe not
- 4038 : Oi! Don't ya be startin' on CAPRICORNS!
- 4911 : Did YOU Know That The Largest Fish In The World Is The Manta Ray?
- 5036 : Well, I'm going to set that fairground horse free amongst all these square fields!
- 5037 : Well, I'm going to set that fairground horse free amongst all these square fields like that, there!
- 6167 : Sunday drivers!! It's only Saturday!!
- 6226 : I mean, I think it's the same way with fish. I mean, look at this: you've got the spotty one that's whacky, you've got the fluffy one that's cute, and then you've got this ugly, loser one -- that reminds me of my ex-boyfriend Stephen...ugh!
- 6251 : Well, it can't go very far, can it? I mean, look, she's still got her tights on!
- 6256 : Stay up there! We're not ready for you yet!
- 6257 : You see, you wouldn't, because you're an aquarius. Aquarius don't believe many things.
- 7706 : Yo, is my dress too short?
- 7707 : Yo, is my dress too short?
- 8643 : The headless chicken can only see where he has been. He cannot see where he is going. Don't be that chicken Clifford.
- 11738 : See, It doesn't matter how successful you are, sometimes you still have to pee in the woods.
- 12999 : How my Gloria gets her clothes so dirty I'll never know! Bless her.
- 13000 : I don't know how you can have all them kids! You got six already, ain't you?
- 13001 : Thank God for boarding school! I only see mine once a month!
- 16118 : 1-Okay. Does anybody know how to deliver a baby? 2-Oh I do! I read all about it in this book! First thing you do is...Put your legs together. 1-Well that's kind of pointless! She should've done that nine months ago! Do NOT make her laugh or it'll...shoot out like a cannon ball! 3-What if the baby came out right now? 4-Well it wouldn't go very far now would it? I mean, she's still got her tights on!
- 18288 : Dangerous driving! Criminal damage! Flying a bus without a license! And...um...frightening the pigeons.
- 18343 : Hands off my fluffy toys!
- 19724 : 1-Did you know that the largest living fish is the Manta Ray? 2-Then there's the little Ginger one full of useless information...ha...about Manta Rays.
- 19891 : When the speeding melon hits the wall, it is christmas for the crows.
- 19931 : The drummer who is without sticks has no backbeat.
- 20025 : Don't touch my wardrobe.
- 20055 : Once again please. That was absolutely perfect without actually being any good.
- 20161 : Yeah and have you noticed? They all ask you how you are and they don't even care.
- 20446 : Oh yes, um Manta Ray. Marvelous designer, Manta Ray. I love Manta Ray. These are his shoes. These are Manta Ray shoes. These are his glasses. What do you think of Manta Ray?
- 20538 : When the Rabbit of Chaos is pursued by the Ferret of Disorder through the Field of Anarchy, it is time to hang your pants on the Hook of Darkness...Whether they are clean or not.
- 20608 : In my bed I got 2 teddies, I got a Rabbit, I got 2 dollies, Susan, she got a bad eye..
- 20683 : Dennis, pull over. We've got a crisis. The girls have to go to the bathroom, again.
- 20811 : What happened to the bomb on the bus?!
- 20856 : I don't remember swallowing a baby.
- 21851 : What do you think about mantarays?
- 22531 : This is dry clean only, Melanie!
- 22740 : #1 OK, does anyone know how to deliver a baby? #2 Don't look at ME! #3 Don't worry, I know all about home delivery! #1 Yeah, right! #3 Well, I read it in a book. Now the first thing you have to do is...uh...put your legs together! #1 Well, that's a bit late! She should have done that nine months ago! #4 Don't make me laugh, please! #1 DO NOT make her laugh, because it'll just shoot out like a cannon ball! #5 No, seriously, what if the baby comes out right now? #2 Well, it can't go very far, can it? I mean, look: she's still got her tights on. #3 Stay up there! We're not ready for you yet!
- 22741 : #1 OK, horoscopes! #2 I don't believe starsigns. #1 You see, you wouldn't, because you're an Aquarius. Aquariuses don't believe many things. #2 Well, I don't believe that either.
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