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MOVIE - Just One of the Guys
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Are they what I think they are? Where do you get off having tits?
Is Mr Wonderful, Mr History?
Nice tux. You'll look good buried in it.
I'm havin' a good time. Nobody knows I was fat.
Sounds too kinky for me.
mom and dad have been gone for two weeks and the closest i've come to having sex was with a girl who wanted to seduce my sister
Linda wait! would it make any difference at all if i said i was hung like a moose? #2 It might...are you? #1 No.. just checking
Its o.k everybody. He's got tits.
I'm a lean, mean, sex machine. and that be the way it is.
Smart as an ox, and almost as smart
Eat me! Yeah blow your own!....mom says hi
A) I wanna help! B) You wanna molest my friends!
A) Can't you think of anything more profound than getting laid? B) A blowjob?
Sure I've had sex, I've had lotsa sex, just now I'd like to try it with a partner!
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