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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 18 : I'm gonna show you God does exist.
- 20 : They's call me Johnny 600 if they knew the truth.
- 1687 : Define irony
- 1909 : The last Mohican is burning, man!
- 1952 : If I let you out are you going to play nice?
- 1969 : If any one of you so much as passes gas in my direction, and it offends my delicate nasal passages, your testicles will become my personal property.
- 1993 : to me you're some where between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty
- 2003 : Gag and bag this nazi muffin.
- 2146 : Put the bunny back in the box
- 2260 : ..Oh, nothing makes me sadder than the agent'nt lost his bladder in the . . . airplane
- 2412 : Define Irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song that was made famous by a group that was killed in a plane crash
- 2494 : Make a move and the bunny gets it
- 2742 : grease
- 2813 : There's only 2 men in this world that I trust. One's me and the other's not you.
- 3107 : Somehow, they managed to get every creep & freak in the universe on this one flight, and somehow they managed to let THEM take IT over, and SOMEHOW they managed to put us right smack dab in the middle of it.
- 3236 : Put down the bunny, (character). I asked you nicely to put down the rabbit.
- 3867 : Easy for you to say, you don't gotta take a piss.
- 4428 : #1-What's wrong with him? #2-My first guess would be - alot.
- 5277 : Can you fly?...No....Keep that in mind, because if your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane.
- 6068 : One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.
- 6337 : well horray for the sounds of fucking silence
- 6841 : Define irony ...
- 6892 : If he speaks again this conversation is over
- 7908 : never leave a man behind
- 7913 : I was wonderin what a black militant, that'd be you, was doing with a white boy on an ego trip
- 7998 : well hooray for the sounds of fucking silence
- 8003 : of course hes not there. hes off saving the rain forrest or recycling his sandles.
- 9062 : The degree of a society can be measured by it's prisioners.
- 9990 : There are 15 state troopers coming this way...or as we say in Ebonics, ''We be fucked!''
- 10525 : (singing)He's got the whole world in his hands!
- 12869 : Put the bunny in the box.
- 14800 : Ha Ha! Get it? Nobody on this plane gives a flyin' f**k!
- 14963 : My birthday is on July 14
- 15123 : Name's Pinball, armed robber, arsonist, dope fiend. I'm a helluva nice guy, just got caught.
- 15124 : A) I'm D.E.A., you know what the fuck that means? B) Yeah, means you the most crooked niggah on this plane
- 15125 : A) You didn't really mean all that, skinny negro crackhead stuff, did ya? B) Gimme that gun...hell yes I meant it
- 15231 : And if you say anything about this over the radio, the next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse
- 15303 : A) He's known to be somewhat gerilous in the company of thieves. B) Gerilous? What the fuck is Gerilous? A) That would be loquatious, verbose, how about chatty? B) What's with dictionary boy here? A) I think thesaurus boy is more appropriate
- 15743 : A) Tell me, is the FBI in the habit of employing wise-ass bookworm creeps? B) Larkin is the best we got A) Yeah, well, I'd still like to crush his larynx with my boot
- 16402 : I'm with the Department of erection----corrections..caught me slippin'
- 16770 : This is your Captain speaking................welcome to Con Air
- 17661 : Rough group. Bunch of spitters and shitters.
- 18151 : Put the bunny back in the box!
- 18165 : hey, those are my shades...
- 18490 : Make a move and the bunny gets it!
- 18531 : A) Yeeehaaaa! What's on your mind, hillbilly? B) What was I thinkin'? Oh yeah, yeehaaa. I was just wonderin' why a black militant, that would be you, is takin' orders from a white boy on a power trip?
- 18752 : A) You know what I am? B) Ugly all day
- 18784 : A) Oh stewardess, stewardess, what's the in-flight movie today? B) Well, I think you're gonna like it, it's called "I'll never make love to a woman on the beach again", and it's followed by the award-winning short "No more steak for me, ever"
- 18924 : A) That's beautiful! B) Beautiful?? Sunsets are beautiful, newborn babies are beautiful, this, this is f###ing spectacular!!
- 19081 : You have got the most beautiful eyes I have seen in about 5 to 10
- 20717 : Define irony....bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
- 20718 : Define irony....bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
- 21033 : A) My man doesn't get on the plane without a gun. B) Then your man doesn't get on the plane!
- 21091 : I'd take a beatin' half of my life to get a piece of that woman!
- 21142 : Way to go man, not only did you not save this dudes' life, you also managed to make best friends with Cyrus the damn Virus!
- 21676 : If any of you so much as pass gas in my direction and upset my delicate nasal passages, your testicles will become my private property.
- 21940 : Why couldn’t you just put down the bunny?
- 22441 : Are you with me or do you need me to draw it in crayon like usual?
- 22516 : Somehow they managed to get every creep and freak in the universe on this one plane.
- 22725 : Well you better START contemplating it, because this is a situation that needs to get unf^^^ed RIGHT NOW!!
- 22998 : Oh, si, Juanio vente y tres, si te conozco, tengo vente y tres cagos de violaciona
- 23152 : 'Cause of pussies like you, we lost Vietnam, I'll tell you that!
- 23237 : HOW! Easy Chief, I'm just f^^^in' with you, don't get all..Wounded Knee on me!
- 23900 : Anyway I despise rapists, to me you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty
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