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2086
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OK.. nothing... nothiiiiiing, nothiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinng... OK, you happy?
2158
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Is he on Alpine or Oak?
6008
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Claire used to pee on my shoe when she got excited.
13135
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Vvvvvwilderness Girls!
13136
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Vvvvvwilderness Girls!
13227
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A) How many men have you slept with? B) Four or five... A) That's not very much for a woman this day and time... B) Well, it's been a slow week!!
13228
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A) Vwwwilderness Girls! B) Isn't it a little late to be selling cookies? A) Troop Leader says we are meeting our Quota...
13229
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Suicide, huh? Looks like she caught herself by surprise!
13874
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1)Who are you? 2)Your worst nightmare! 1) No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare. 2) Ok, all right. I'm not your WORST nightmare but I'm right up there.
13875
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1)Drop the gun Mr. Luger. 2)I don't have one. 1)You dont carry a weapon? 2) don't believe in them. 1) Pick up the gun Mr. Luger. Drop the gun!
13876
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This thing is big. It's bigger than Watergate, It's bigger that Oprah. I mean it's big
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