QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 2095 : I'm afraid I'm going through a selfish phase...
- 2113 : Put me back in! Put me back in!
- 2720 : 1-Oh no, not a boy. I hate boys. 2-Looks like a hot dog with ears. 1-I resent that.
- 5371 : #1 Are you thinking what I'm thinking?? #2 Yeaaahhh....LUNCH!
- 7792 : I don't get it
- 8659 : You will die, Skeletor.
- 13107 : #1) Is he taking a dump? #2) No, hes thinking really hard!!
- 13108 : #1) Is he taking a dump? #2) No, hes thinking really hard!!
- 13972 : Where are my thumbs? Where the HELL are my thumbs?!?
- 13973 : 1)Ok, Ok stop me if you heard this one, How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2)How many? 1)Whats a light bulb?
- 17569 : I'm having a hard time trying to figure out why your in love with someone like her and then in love with someone like me. I have a BUSINESS DEGREE, she took BALLET CLASSES, I buy matching LANGERIE, she buys MAGIC CRYSTALS. When I found out I was pregnant, I decided to MAKE OUT A WILL, and when BETH had the girls, SHE HAD READING OF THEIR PAST LIVES!!! I just don't get it. And to top all off, YOU'RE STILL WITH HER!!!
- 18056 : Could be peaches could be lunchmeat
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