QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 2929 : You're such a dendrophilliac!
- 3483 : YO, I gotta have sex tonight!
- 3723 : "What was I to do? How was I to proceed?"
- 3751 : Oh man you're not going to tell my parents are you?
- 3884 : Why ya'll gotta waste my flaver? Damn!
- 4017 : Just shut up about the dog O.K.?
- 4197 : I saw no third dimension.
- 4206 : Bull corn!
- 4207 : somebody called me a fag
- 4215 : A good friend stabs you in the front
- 4361 : Nobody drink the beer! The beer has gone BAD!
- 4502 : Fate. There is fate but it only takes you so far because once you're there it's up to you to make it happen.
- 5815 : Shut up about the dog...
- 5866 : It rains here no more.
- 7445 : Maybe Denise was right. Maybe Barry Manilow did write that song about a dog.
- 7446 : Maybe Denise was right. Maybe Barry Manilow did write that song about a dog.
- 7447 : Maybe Denise was right. Maybe Barry Manilow did write that song about a dog.
- 7514 : Shut up about the dog, ok?
- 7818 : Yes, I was a bitchy eighth grader... for that whole week, actually.
- 9082 : I do think there's such a thing as fate...it just works in really fucked up ways sometimes
- 9083 : Cheetah...rrrrrr
- 9852 : Would you like to touch my penis?
- 9853 : It's time to get freaky!!
- 10143 : I am a sex machine.
- 10280 : ...maybe it's just God's salt, and God's just waiting to eat us
- 10523 : 1-Is that my letter? 2-I thought it was my letter.
- 11202 : Somebody's auditioning for Soul Train . . .
- 12827 : Look baby, I mean it ain't your fault you lack the flava
- 13852 : 1) You see the salt on this pretzel? 2) yes 1) Look at the stars. Now some people, they say the stars are billions and billions of hot gas, but I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt, and God's just waitin to eat us.
- 14066 : Look in the mirror okay, you're white!
- 17112 : Somebody called me a fag.
- 17492 : Yo you know who was cool but didnt get much play, Velma from Scooby Doo she was on hip hip lady, a cool chick.
- 17493 : No one drink the beer!!! The beer has gone bad!!!1
- 17898 : hey...look in the mirror...your white!
- 18206 : This is the greatest night of my life!!
- 18272 : Stay with her, man, that's the best advice I can give you...Oh, that, and bring rubber flip flops to the shower...I got warts all over my feet.
- 18317 : I'll kick everyone's ass in this room!
- 18825 : 1) Mike Dexter is a God... Mike Dexter is a Role Model Mike Dexter...2) is an A@@hole!
- 20266 : Hey, I've got one! Remember the time when I was about to talk to that beautiful girl and then you started telling all of these asonine stories?. . .Gee that's funny. Because it JUST HAPPENED!
- 20575 : so let me get this straight, he has brownish hair, he's kinda tall, and he wears t-shirts sometimes?
- 21179 : Mike:"Do you know what kind of girls are at college?' friend: "Girls that used to be in High School"
- 21204 : 1# Hey, you wanna dance? 2# I'm allergic. 1# Allergic? To dancin'?
- 22301 : I am a sex machine!
- 22311 : Remember that time we danced at the sockhop? I had the hugest boner!
- 22757 : AN ASSHOLE!!!
- 23345 : I saw no third demention.
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