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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 2624 : Sorry, sorry, wrong wedding!!!
- 2863 : #1 You're pathetic, you're worthless! why are you even here? #2 'Cause I got no place else to go
- 2864 : I'm gonna go pick a fight
- 5367 : #1 Are you serious about putting on a rock concert?? #2 Are you kidding? I'd give my right eye!
- 5370 : NO NO...I'll just stay here and lick the cat's butt.
- 5396 : Ain't that right sphincter boy?
- 7858 : you gotta wonder if that's gonna pay off in later life
- 7859 : i had to beat them to death with their own shoes
- 8074 : i once knew a girl who lived on gordan street
- 8695 : I'll cross all the T's, and dot all the,.........lower case j's.
- 8697 : Teeny and toasty,..... just the way i like em'.
- 10115 : my Ma gave me a dollar and dropped me off at the park and ride
- 10116 : I'm starting to get hair in really wierd places
- 10139 : So Wayne, I hear your putting on some kind of concert. That's good. People need to be entertained, they need the distraction. I wish to god that someone would do something to block out the voices in my head for five minutes. The voices that scream over and over. Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?
- 10383 : So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylone, at about 3 O'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So we go. And it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well instead of a guard dog they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son..that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
- 10384 : So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylone, at about 3 O'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So we go. And it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well instead of a guard dog they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son..that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
- 10385 : #1-Here we are, at Picadilly Circus! #2-Wow, what a shitty circus. #1-Good call. There's no animals or clowns! What a ripoff!
- 10573 : #1- There you go, an old fashion. #2- Sppp (spits it out) this cokes gone bad.
- 10574 : #1- Don't you just love music? #2-Do you have any Megadeath?
- 10575 : Oh, my god...your so limber
- 10822 : You are listening to W.P.I.G. All rock ALL the time.
- 12469 : My ma gave me a dollar and dropped me off at the park n ride
- 18546 : Keep the faith my friend, if you book them they will come
- 21309 : "Take me Garth" Garth:"Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket" "I'm gonna be Frank" Garth:" Ok Can I still be Garth?"
- 24712 : 1) Hi, I'm Honey Hornay 2) Nice to meet you, Ms. Horny
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