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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 3019 : 1- Where's my wife? 2- In the Morgue. 1- The Morgue?!.... She'll be furious!
- 6306 : Your a fraud, Helen. Your a walking lie and I can see right THROUGH YOU!! HA HA!!!
- 10569 : You know I was just thinking, questioning myself. Wondering why I didn't pack this thing (his suitcase)five years ago, six years.....ten years ago, instead of hanging around here, and suffering every indignity and humiliation. Well I'll tell you why, because i made a promise, and that meant everything to me. Oh yes it's all very noble to keep you word. Well do you know what they call someone who sticks by their word no matter what, at the cost of everything else? Do you know? An idiot. Well from now on I'm going to be the kind of idiot I wanna be. an idiot with a molecule of pride because do you know something? I've lived up to my promise. 'Till death us do part'. Well, you girls are dead, and I'm parting. Cheers........and do you know something else? I drink too much.
- 10949 : What do I see, what's the question I'm most afraid of, one that asks me what I'm really made of. What do I see, much more than a reflection, romance with sheere perfection. I see me! Isee me! Actress, woman, star and lover. sister, sweetheart, slave and mother, I see me, and I like what I see, virgin, temptress, dream of others, yes it's me! Yes it's me! (We see you). You mean me! (I don't got a shameless hussy, diva, princess, lude and lusty, ahhhhhhhhhhhh.) That's not me, can't be me... (Angel, devil..) ...You can trust me, mama me, I see. (Clap) Whoo, Whoo. Everywhere I look baby, all I see is... (...A contradiction...) ...Ahh come on... (...A bad addiction...) ...Knock it off... (...An inspiration...) ...That's more like it... (...To a generation...) ...Now you're talkin'. (That's Yooooooooou), That's Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 10950 : What do I see, what's the question I'm most afraid of, one that asks me what I'm really made of. What do I see, much more than a reflection, romance with sheere perfection. I see me! Isee me! Actress, woman, star and lover. sister, sweetheart, slave and mother, I see me, and I like what I see, virgin, temptress, dream of others, yes it's me! Yes it's me! (We see you). You mean me! (I don't got a shameless hussy, diva, princess, lude and lusty, ahhhhhhhhhhhh.) That's not me, can't be me... (Angel, devil..) ...You can trust me, mama me, I see. (Clap) Whoo, Whoo. Everywhere I look baby, all I see is... (...A contradiction...) ...Ahh come on... (...A bad addiction...) ...Knock it off... (...An inspiration...) ...That's more like it... (...To a generation...) ...Now you're talkin'. (That's Yooooooooou), That's Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 11092 : 1. Oh yeah, your all runny. 2. I must look RIDICULOUS! 1. Nah, I don't think anyone will notice, BUT I THINK YOUR GONNA NEED A LITTLE BONDO ON THE CHIN, BABE. 2. I gotta get to the hardware store. 1. OH, COME ON!!! 2. How could of you lost an entire can of spraypaint? 2. WHY DO I HAVE CARRY EVERYTHING, YOU HAVE THESE LITTLE ITTY BITTY BABY PURSES!!! 2. Where did you see it last? 1. If you knew, WHERE IT WAS!! 2. THE ENTIRE CAN OF SPRAYPAINT!! 1. GET OFF IT!! Has that ever worked for you, when you ask me when I last saw something? 2. YES!! 1. When? 2. When you lost your INDEX FINGER!! 1. I didn't lose it, IT BROKE OFF!!!
- 11171 : PAIN! I'll tell you about pain, Booby O'Brian, Scott Hunter, Ernest Menville thats pain
- 11204 : Money has no object
- 11208 : LISLE - How old do you think I am. MADELINE - Oh I wouldn't want to LISLE - go on don't be modest MAD - thirty eight oh! three twenty three LISLE - I am 71 years old that's what it does. It stops the aging process dead in its tracks and forces it into retreat.
- 11284 : "Ernest,,, Ernest... just look at me.. i'm soaking wet." Ernest: "yeah and there's um something wrong with your blouse too." Helen: "OOHH I have a hole in my stomach!! Ernest I have a HOLE in my stomach!!!"
- 11627 : Siempre Viva! Live for ever!
- 13259 : My ass!!! Ernest, I can see...MY ASS!!!!!!!
- 13260 : A) WHAT ABOUT THE NEIGHBORS? YOU DON'T THINK THEY-- -- B) Neighbors? In 12 years in Los Angeles, have you ever seen a neighbor??
- 13261 : You're just a cheap flaccid little clown...flaccid...flaccid...FLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--AAAAAAAAAAAA--CCID!
- 13262 : I just have to...uh...make a...I just have to make a...uh...telephone call...911, right?
- 13308 : What will you tell them? Ain't nobody can play dead like me, Ernest...
- 13313 : Do you remember where you parked the car??
- 15365 : theres something really wrong with your neck, too
- 17235 : NOW a warning?
- 17724 : Wrinkled wrinkled little star... hope they never see the scars
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