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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 369 : Why does this keep on happening to us?
- 506 : Yeh, blow me
- 1278 : Ouch! When you get those feelings, insurance companies start to go bankrupt.
- 5217 : #1 Colonel, can I have a word with you. #2 You can have two... fuck and you.
- 6360 : How could the same shit happen to the same guy twice?
- 11882 : #1-I guess i was wrong about you your not an asshole #2- no Mclane you were rright im just your kinda asshole
- 13944 : Hey Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detecters first, the lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?
- 14678 : 1)Hey what do I look like to you? 2)A sitting duck
- 17169 : 1) That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me! You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It dosen't show up on you airport X-ray machines, and it cost more than you make here in a month. 2) You'd be a surprised what I make in a month. 1) If it was more than a dollar ninety-eight I'd be surprised.
- 17170 : Oh man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same thing happen to the same guy twice?
- 17986 : 1) Jeez! You give me this story and I'll have your baby! 2) Not the kind of ride I'm looking for.
- 18065 : Grenada. Five minutes of fire fight, five weeks of surfing.
- 18562 : Seems like the pros are on the wrong team tonight.
- 18612 : 1) All right, stay here and get ready to call the Marines. 2) I thought they were the Army. 1) Who gives a fuck? Just be ready.
- 19750 : 1) Freedom. 2) Not yet!
- 20328 : Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog... a fuckin' Christmas tree... a little turkey. But, no! I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin' tin can!
- 20386 : 1) Is this what you expected? 2) No - this is just the beginning.
- 20578 : 1) You ain't pissing in somebody's pool, are you? 2) Yeah, and I'm fresh out of chlorine.
- 24498 : You are in my little pond now, and I am the big fish in that pond.
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