QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 3130 : Oh thank you, thank you - you've made me the happiest spice in the world!
- 3855 : Two on a qualude, thats bad luck
- 4649 : You don't have to kill it!
- 6158 : Do we call you Nick, or Mister Dick?
- 10493 : Is that the foot long?...And then some!
- 10794 : Is that the foot long?...And then some.
- 15221 : We return you to the arts.
- 15511 : Nothing's going to change. We're still gonna play cards every Friday, we're still gonna hang out together, we're still gonna wear each others' underwear, nothing is gonna change
- 17485 : Let's have a bachelor party! With chicks and guns and fire trucks and chicks and hookers and booze!!
- 20333 : 1. Where do you think you are? 2. Library of congress 3. Beyond the sun
- 23015 : (1) Just where do you guys think you are? (2) The Library of Congress? (3) Detroit? (4) Beyond the sun? (5) Any of those right?
- 23016 : (1) What the Hell are you doing? (2) I'm slashing my wrists. (1) With an electric razor? (2) Yeah, I know, I couldn't find any razor blades.
- 23018 : (1)Diagnosis (2) Medically speaking? (1) Yeah. (2) Whacked out of his brains on drugs.
- 23019 : Attention passengers, we are now departing Nun Central, on our journey to Hell and beyond. The Captain has turned off the "No Smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely. Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel school bus.
- 23020 : (1)You wanna share this? (2) Oh gee, two on a Quaalude, that's bad luck.
- 23021 : (1)You wanna share this? (2) Oh gee, two on a Quaalude, that's bad luck.
- 23022 : (1) Where's the women?! Wait, there's no women here! (2) ****, one thing at a time.(1) Sex is my one thing…I'm good at it!
- 23023 : Lets have a bachelor party! With chicks and guns and fire truck and hookers and drugs and booze!
- 23024 : I think you're an asshole. No, no, let me correct that, an immature asshole. Which is fine, except that you're marrying my daughter and I'm afraid that my grandchildren are gonna be little assholes.
- 23025 : A toast. (2) To Rick and Debbie.(1) To us.(3) To girls with big tits.
- 23026 : Did any a you guys order an asshole from room-service?
- 23027 : I think if I really apply myself I could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch.
- 23028 : You're a pimp?! You look like Gandhi!
- 23029 : This is definitely the food prison riots are made of.
- 23030 : (1)Rick, I knew you were a vial, disgusting, degenerate, but bestiality? This goes beyond my wildest dreams! (2) Yeah, well, I like to stretch myself on occasion.
- 23032 : I am not complaining, but I usually don't like my filth this clean.
- 23034 : Cole Whittier, ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for him! A funny, funny, funny guy, as well as being a wonderfully talented human being. Take care babe, we love ya.
- 23278 : To girls with big tits!
- 24178 : Rick, I want Debbie. You dump her and I'll give you cash. Ten thousand dollars, plus a G.E. toaster over; a Litton microwave; a Cuisinart; Michelin tires, brand new; a set of Sears' best metric tools...
- 24179 : Q: Just where do you think you are? A1: The Library of Congress? A2: Detroit? A3: Beyond the sun?
- 24180 : Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central on our journey to Hell and beyond.
- 24181 : #1: Rick, let's cut through the B.S. #2: I'd like that. #1: I think you're an asshole.
- 24182 : It's time for spice, and the lucky spice is... paprika! "Oh thank you, thank you! You've made me the happiest spice in the world!"
- 24183 : RG: What the hell are you doing? B: I'm slashing my wrist. RG: With an electric razor? B: Yeah, I couldn't find any razor blades. RG: Well at least your wrist will be smooth and kissable.
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