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159
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Do you think when we get up in the morning, we're gonna want a nice steaming cup of lard?
1562
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You're almost out of uniform
1835
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I'm gonna go check to see if any of the other rooms are still tilted
2628
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There's a call for captain! Some guy named Graminnah..ham..ham!
3966
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I just don't think its wise to sign over a multi-million dollar piece of machinery to a man who has "Welcome aboard!" tattooed on his penis!
10721
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The only thing holding her together are the bird droppings.
16786
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Are they also left over from World War 2 Sir?
17142
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I'm looking for a man with a tattoo on his dick! Have I found that man?
17799
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#1 Yesterday, I found a bandaid in my food, and today I found a fingernail! # Well, the bandaid was holding the fingernail on, Sir.
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