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Do you think when we get up in the morning, we're gonna want a nice steaming cup of lard?
You're almost out of uniform
I'm gonna go check to see if any of the other rooms are still tilted
There's a call for captain! Some guy named Graminnah..ham..ham!
I just don't think its wise to sign over a multi-million dollar piece of machinery to a man who has "Welcome aboard!" tattooed on his penis!
The only thing holding her together are the bird droppings.
Are they also left over from World War 2 Sir?
I'm looking for a man with a tattoo on his dick! Have I found that man?
#1 Yesterday, I found a bandaid in my food, and today I found a fingernail! # Well, the bandaid was holding the fingernail on, Sir.
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