QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 3488 : 1-Doesn't anyone use the phone anymore? 2-I do. 1-I'm not talking about 900 numbers. 2-Who told?
- 3508 : 1-You don't have to walk me home. 2-You block the wind.
- 4764 : Ashley Bartlett Bacon. She's pretty high and mighty for someone who is named after breakfast meat.
- 4774 : 1. You suck. 2. I suck or the outfit sucks? 1. It's a tossup.
- 4775 : You're born into a family. You don't join them like the Marines.
- 4776 : I don't drink anymore. I don't drink any less either.
- 4777 : 1. You're sick. 2. I'm sick? You're cheating on a vegetable.
- 4778 : I've had a really lousy Christmas. You've just managed to kill my New Year's. If you come back on Easter, you can burn down my apartment.
- 4779 : What are you? the happiness guru?
- 4780 : Are you nuts? You are nuts. You want to make rocking chairs.
- 9874 : Person 1: You want my advice? Pull the plug. Person 2: You're sick. Person 1: I'm sick? You're cheating on a vegetable!
- 10725 : These Mashed Potatoes are so creamy..
- 11275 : I never could make a good potroast
- 11276 : I can't...not without a token
- 12098 : Have you ever been so alone that you spend the night confusing a man in a coma?
- 13989 : Ricki Ricardo was short...Ricki Ricardo was cuban
- 20651 : I'm alot like my dad, brown hair, flat chest
- 22400 : I guess you could say that he gave me the world.
- 23070 : Priest: Dearly Beloved, We are gathered here today.... Lucy: I object. I'm in Love with your son...No, not that one, that one.
- 23071 : Thank God, what my father told me was true. Life doesn't always turn up the way you plan it.
- 23097 : Remember the squirels I saved as a kid? First I knocked them out of their nest with a rock, then I saved them.
- 23657 : Well, I don't have any flowers, I wouldn't mind seeing the black underwear, but under the circumstances, I don't think we should move in together.
- 23871 : Kitty, Kitty...Rich Kitty!
- 24524 : Are you wearin' a black bra? (smack)...I love black underwears! (slam the door)
- 24666 : Look on the bright side. He has more room in his jockey shorts.
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