QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 3500 : You think you are so hot 'cause you get in all the club, eh?
- 5587 : Your ten seconds away from the most embarising moment of your life.
- 5595 : Talkin' to Zu Zu was like jerkin' off with a cheese grater, a little pleasure but mostly painful.
- 6162 : You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life!
- 7074 : Hit paydirt with K-dirt!
- 8138 : So what are your names? Neal and Bob? Is that like what you do?
- 9814 : Is this a trick question?
- 9960 : I could've been a rock singer, if only I hadn't been banned from MTV. Long story. But anyway, I only know that one song. Well, I do a mean 'Puff the Magic Dragon,' but only in the nude. Longer story.
- 11470 : I'm so terrifical, I even had my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE
- 11894 : You gotta shave before you leave in a dress like that. And I don't mean your legs!
- 16895 : See, you look at this picture and all you see is the beauty. I look at this picture and I see the beast.
- 17047 : What? Am I the only one who paid full price?
- 17269 : Precocious, combustionable... Harry, not thick enough, but you're gettin' better.
- 17286 : My mother always said, "If you're going to make fun of someone, make sure they're not in the God damn room."
- 17353 : If either one of you ever has a son, I hope his dog dies.
- 17646 : 1) Oh fucking shit my christ!!! 2) Hey! He can't say "Oh fucking shit my christ" over the air.
- 17977 : blah, blah, blah
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