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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 3681 : Why don't we step outside and settle this like men? We are outside. Then why don't we step inside and settle this like women? I'm twice the woman you are. I know, and so is she.
- 12572 : Oh, I'm sorry I didn't see you standing there. Wait, I stand corrected. I saw you I just chose to ignore you.
- 13730 : Ed Breckman, hospital security. There's a Mercedes on fire in the docotors parking lot.
- 13737 : Lillian who is this man?!?
- 13753 : Why that old Jamiacan will be mooning us, I have no idea.
- 13796 : Do you have a bathroom?
- 13802 : THANK GOD! I thought someone sewn up all my flyholes.
- 13803 : What you say we all go downstairs and make a big sandwhich!
- 13804 : 1)Why didn't you knock? 2)I'm using a better grade of gas.
- 13805 : Thats good. You climb up there so if the alarm goes off, I can run and they won't catch both of us.
- 13806 : 1)Those numbers are going by pretty quickly. 2)You must be a speed reader 1)Well, you got me there. A couple more miles, we own this cab.
- 13807 : Hey, He is strictly missionary position
- 13808 : 1) You should go back to school 2)I hated teaching.
- 13809 : Lillian, Laslow my two favorite L's
- 13811 : This is no time for family pictures!!!
- 13812 : Can I have a personalized number?
- 13813 : 1)This is all my fault... 2) OH! ITS YOUR FAULT!!!
- 13814 : Now I would like to introduce to you women voted my her high school class most likely to go up a few dress sizes, a woman who would be man except her name is Lillian, Lillian Ogelthorpe
- 13823 : A happy doctor is a good doctor.
- 13824 : We're cardiologists. We go in through th rectum, that's why we have such long instruments.
- 13825 : We're cardiologists. We go in through the rectum, that's why we have such long instruments.
- 13892 : I collect these for the needy children who can't afford pornography
- 14083 : I hope you know you're losing all hopes for a tip!
- 14204 : Promise me, if you ever lose this hand in an industrial accident save it for me.
- 14205 : I knew him back when he was the pretty good Valeri. We served together I threw myself on top of an 18 year old Vietnamese girl and saved his life.
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