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MOVIE - M*A*S*H
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No booze! I want sex! That one! The sultry bitch with the fire in here eyes! Bring her to me! Take off her clothes & bring her to me!
We are the Pro's from Dover
And when attached to certain members of the female species at a time when light summer dresses are worn can cause some of us to drive our cars straight up a lamppost.
How dare you say that, about an officer of the United States Army, sir!
I am the Pro from Dover, and this is my favorite caddy.
How do you want your steak cooked?
This is one case in five! I think I can save you, lieutenant!
You're the Dental Don Juan of Detroit!
The time has come for us to say sayonara....
You're throwing your whole education away.
Lieutenant Snyder, you forgot to pick up your orders.
Let's give him a sexy scar.
Q: A little more wine, my dear? A: Yes, please.
Sex! I want Sex! That one! The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes! Bring her to me! Take her clothes off and bring her to me!
They were drafted
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