QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 3554 : This is the United States of James Carter now, I'm the president, I'm the emperor, I'm the king, I'm Michael Jackson and you Tito
- 3661 : Wassup, my niggah?
- 3716 : Every now and then we someone to show the people we can still blow shit up.
- 3717 : Look, we're the LAPD, the most hated cops in the world. They're ashamed of us. My own mother tells everybody I'm a drug dealer.
- 4449 : Never touch a black man's radio
- 5144 : Damn Chin, that's some greasy shit.
- 5184 : C'mon titty, titty, titty... get them titties outta here.
- 5281 : Which one of y'all just kicked me?
- 6726 : do hear the that comin out my mouth
- 6729 : do understand the words that coming out of my mouth
- 6842 : Wipe yourself off, man. You're dead.
- 7296 : Take that badge....and shove it up yo ass. All up in yo ass.
- 7959 : wass hup ma neeha?
- 8026 : I ain't no punk bitch!
- 8031 : Can you do this to The Beach Boys?.....Hell no.
- 9834 : PUT YOUR BAG IN THE BACK!!!(hands it to him) NO, NO!!! YOU PUT YOUR OWN SHIT IN THE BACK!!! I'M NOT A SKYCAP!!!
- 10118 : Do you have a prescription for this?
- 13828 : and brush your teeth!!
- 17927 : Take that badge, and shove it up yo ass -- all up in yo ass. I'm LAPD!
- 17928 : Take that badge, and shove it up yo ass -- all up in yo ass. I'm LAPD!
- 18315 : Man I know that ain't the bomb!!!!!!
- 18499 : Man this is cigaweed!
- 21152 : "Man when I get in there I'm slappin somebody, I don't play that"
- 21153 : "MC hammer daddy...put the gun down"
- 21154 : "STAR MAPS GET YOUR STAR MAPS, FIND AND STALK THEM FIND AND STALK THEM, STAR MAPS!!"
- 21932 : Thatís bad for you!
- 21941 : I donít want any trouble!
- 22018 : Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
- 22020 : Wipe yourself off, you're bleeding.
- 22023 : Wipe yourself off, you're dead
- 22025 : Me and him got the same mama. I'm Blackanese.
- 22027 : How you gonna sell a box of greasy shit?
- 22029 : It's not you all, it's ya'll
- 22031 : Beach Boys are great American music.
- 22034 : Stupid fool! Get the hell out of my way!
- 22036 : Ain't no problem, man. I've been looking all over for this stuff.
- 22038 : Show me your ass!
- 22040 : What's this shit about your daughter?
- 22102 : Iím sorry about spreading those rumors about us sleeping together at Christmas
- 22235 : Don't move! Don't smile!
- 23176 : No no no, you put your OWN s^^t in the back!
- 23201 : I'm gonna go in herre and get somethin' to eat, you want some Cup 'o Noodles or somethin'?
- 23240 : 50 million dollars?! Who you think you kidnapped, Chelsea Clinton?!
- 23356 : Get yo' damn hands off my suit, your momma got me this suit for Christmas, this is my favorite suit!
- 23386 : You're not the only one quick with your hands, are ya, waaaaa!
- 23808 : 1. You better have glaucoma! 2. I do!
- 24434 : 1) FBI, huh? 2) Nah, man I'm a security guard. I work at the mall
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