QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 3692 : Glenn, if you don't take those fucking sunglasses off right now, I'm going to throw them off the bridge while they're still on your face.
- 3693 : 1- Back in Chino they used to call him Mad Dog. You know why he's called Snoopy now? 2- No, why? 1- Cuz if you pet him, he'll roll over.
- 3694 : No, I'm a very successful bank robber, but I've known some real idiots, too. Once I knew this guy who went into a federal bank with a bottle of olive oil, said it was nitroglycerin, and that he would blow 'em all up if he didn't get all the money. On his way out the door he dropped it. Show's over.
- 4283 : You're a bank robber. That's not a very marketable skill.
- 4308 : Well, he doesn't neccessarily have to die. He could just fall down on something hard like a shiv, or my dick.
- 5013 : It's the dumbest fuckin' shakedown in the history of dumb shakedowns.
- 10003 : 1-What do you mean, 'for a time'? 2-Meaning, time came, I left.
- 10328 : 1- What did I say? 2- "Hey yourself"?
- 15381 : A) Hey, the sign says shut the fuck up, or can't you fellas read... B) You got a problem, Foley? A) Yeah I got a problem, my problem is this is the dumbest fuckin' shakedown in the history of dumb shakedowns
- 15959 : A) Now, I didn't ask for your help, so don't expect a tip. B) Oh thats okay ma'am, I'll just take your car.
- 15961 : A) But you call this bozo White Boy B) He used to be a fighter A) I see. So what is it you do now besides shoot your big mouth off, White Boy Bob.
- 16046 : You did it now, man, thats Jaime, a protege of mine. Ranked number 32 in the Federal prison system. B) 32? A) Mmm-hmm B) Out of what, 20?
- 17150 : 1) Are those my suits? 2) No, these are MY suits.
- 18132 : Well, now I can say I fu##ed a U.S. Marshall, do you think I will?
- 18524 : Fake legs? Fake legs?? How do they twinkle their toes if it's fake legs?
- 18532 : A) See, after I got put in here for credit card fraud, I didn't really get no props for that, but ever since I shanked that loud-mouth pussy in the yard the other day, my dunn and broad street value done shot way the hell up B) It's Dunn and Brandt....I've heard it both ways
- 18539 : A) Guy's braggin' about winning a fixed fight, f###in' pathetic B) Dangerous is what it is
- 19127 : A) What do YOU wanna listen to? B) I don't know, some Schubert? A) Schubert? Well I DON'T!
- 23232 : A) You're not my type. B) No see that don't mean s^^t to me, see I let the monster out, you gonna do what it wants!
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