You are not logged in.
MOVIE - Throw Momma From The Train
The Quoter Registry
Register as a Quoter
Play The Quotes Game
The Quotes Repository
QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
One little murder and you are Jack the Ripper.
Person 1: Who are you? Person 2: I'm Owen's friend. 1: Owen doesn't have a friend. 2: That's because he's shy. 1: No he's not, he's fat and he's stupid.
#1 Who's this? #2 Momma, this is cousin Paddy. #1 You don't have a cousin Paddy. #2 You lied to me.
Owen loves his Mama, Owen loves his Mama, Owen loves his Mama....-song
WHAT!! You were writing a letter, No Mama...You were writing a letter to tell them to take you away...No, Mama, I'm writing a story for class Mama...I don't want them to take you away....Owen loves his Mama!
Owen, you poop
#1: I can't breathe #2: That's because I'm choking you, moron.
New users keep track of your stats by registering for free
Users must be logged into the site in order to track their stats and access their Registered Quoters Options.