QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 4130 : #1 Don't you be careful. #2 Yeah, you neither
- 4157 : How did you get the Snake anyway? What, you got a long wee wee?
- 5160 : They don't pay me no more and i'm maaaad... oh nooo.
- 5161 : If you hurt her, you'll never be dead enough.
- 6852 : #1 How'd he die? Cement poisoning? #2 Decelleration trauma?
- 8754 : Yeah, I am Italian. What do you want me to do? Make you a pot of Ragu? Sing an opera? Lose a war?
- 9335 : Hughes and Costanzo don't pay me no more.
- 9771 : Mother! Mother! Could I have some more petite marshmellows for my cocoa please?
- 15098 : This may be just me talking, but I'd rather get shot with your piss ant 22..........than with my .38
- 15795 : A) No hablo ingles. B) Oh...hablo Smith and Wesson? You have the right to a CORONER. If you cannot afford one, one will be provided for you
- 16314 : You are detectives...go and detect
- 18188 : A) Sh##, they're cops!! B) What, you think we all have cars thats say Police on them?
- 18584 : Don't even THINK about putting my Cubs hat on THAT head, put it down
- 18662 : A) I bought donuts. I was gonna buy those french things, but I can never pronounce 'em. B) Croissants? A) Boom. You say it wrong and it just doesn't work, so I brought donuts
- 18939 : I'm gonna start shooting alot of holes in the door. If you happen to be standing in front of the door, what can I say, some of those holes are gonna be in you!
- 18998 : A) Hold up, you ain't got no reason to arrest me B) We got five thousand reasons A) Right, but you ain't got no crime
- 19049 : I'm gonna shoot alotta holes in this door. If you're standing in FRONT of the door, what can I say, some of those holes are gonna be in YOU!
- 19158 : You know, it's a really bad sign when two cops think that the precinct will fall apart without them!
- 21751 : A) I can't believe you missed all six shots! B) What are you talking about, I hit the windshield six times in a row! A) No no, excuse me sir, I hit the windshield, I dunno WHERE the hell you were! B) Oh YOU hit the windshield?! You always aim low anyway! A) Oh let's do height jokes now, that's mature! C) You f^^kers are sick! A) Look Snake, all I'm saying is that from here the angle of trajectory is----great look who I'm talking to, Mr. S.A.T.s
- 23173 : Look man, no autopsy no foul!
- 23227 : A) We got Gonzalez! B) You had to be rescued like a couple of rookies!
- 23239 : A) We want yer cash, not yer luggage B) Oh come on let us keep our wallets and our guns....and our badges! A) S^^t, they're cops!
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