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Some of yout outfits you need two haircuts to wear.
#1 Can you get sick from drinking piss? #2 Yes. #1 Even your own?
run for your lives, a cloud of shit is coming!
it must be hard when your spanking your monkey ,person 2, you have a monkey
I gotta go brush my teeth.
Hey you! You suck!
Just because you spend most of your time in the missionary position, it doesn't make you a missionary.
If I could see I'd kiss you
You must have a really wide foot. I think you got both of them.
you would be punctilious in saying that
Some of your outfits you need two haircuts to wear.
Take that ya' freaky piece a shit! Ya don't mow another guy's lawn!
1) Claudia?!?! 2) You two know each other? 1) It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits, Roy.
1) What do you think about new beginings? 2) What is that, the feminine hygiene spray?
Well, I've been liquored up for seventeen years. My judgements not what it once was.
None that I know of, well uh... I mean I'm unable to have children after a nasty cheese grating accident.
1) Hey Herb, how's life? 2) Takin' forever.
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