QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 4263 : Look through the problem.
- 4402 : Beanie where's heaven
- 4690 : You're Not Worth It
- 6993 : 1. (Holding a Skeleton) Do I look thin to you? I'm trying to lose weight, have I gone to far here? I GOT A BONER!! I'AM BONER!! Donor! PARTY OF FIFTY!! DONOR!! PARTY OVER HERE!! 2. (looking at a Heart Monitor) I don't know about these dials here, but bottom line YOUR A TV'S BROKEN! 3. (with a hand puppet) My name is PATCHEL FURNITURE. I'm here today to talk to you briefly about Narcoleptcy. NARCOLEPTCY!! ZZZZ 4. The hospital will cover all of your bills (he turns and we see he has a BIG NOSE) ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?! 5. (He is wearing THICK GLASSES) My name is Doctor (looks at his nametag closely) PHIL!! I'll be your SURGEON! ( looks another way) OOPS! THERE YOU ARE!! 6. ( He is now wearing POP OUT EYEGLASSES) HEY!! LET'S GET READY TO PARTY!! ( All the while, he's been making KIDS LAUGH)
- 7206 : Now is the time for cow!
- 8830 : "See what others choose not to see"
- 8831 : "See what others choose not to see"
- 9039 : You're a dickhead. The only thing you need to worry about is that your head is a dick and it's attached to your neck.
- 9963 : You treat a patient, you win, you lose. You treat a human being, I guarantee you win every time.
- 11207 : Men have been attracted to me my whole life. My WHOLE life.
- 12175 : You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarrantee you'll win, no matter what the outcome.
- 12176 : That means improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
- 12177 : That means improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
- 12353 : To blink for an exeptionally long period of time.
- 12510 : I'm really starting to love the back of your head.
- 12858 : IDGRA
- 15898 : 1. Hey, do you know anything about Proctology? 2. Yeah. 1. Good, TAKE CARE OF THIS ASSHOLE!
- 17595 : So what are we - good friends that just kiss occasionally?
- 21868 : Donner party of 50!
- 22006 : Hi, John the Baptist. Any calls?
- 22167 : But your not polite. Your rude, sometimes down-right bitchy.
- 22184 : Smart Clown
- 22858 : A) Some people say chicken! (crowd) Nooooooo!! A) Some people say fish! (crowd) Nooooooo!! A) But I say now is the time for cow!! (crowd) Yeeeeaaaahhhhhh!!
- 22945 : Whip it, zip it and send it out!
- 23060 : Like a bulldog on a porkchop!!
- 23174 : I want to be in a swimming pool full of noodes, top to bottom side to side, with noodles!
- 23284 : A) If you don't like me, just say so. B) I don't LIKE YOU!
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