QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 935 : You can't sell this farm!
- 986 : That's not a gun its your finger
- 3006 : 1st Person: Is this heaven?. 2nd: No, It's Iowa.
- 4646 : If you build it he will come
- 5860 : When did all these baseball players get here?
- 6552 : 1. Unbelievable! 2. It's more then that, IT'S PERFECT.
- 9507 : At least he's not a book burner, you NAZI COW!!!
- 11813 : People will come. Oh yes, people will come.
- 12405 : hold on a minute, Karen
- 13826 : Peace Love Dope. Now get the hell out of here
- 14088 : "I'd say either low and away, or in my ear"
- 16581 : A) Hey ump, how about a warning, huh? B) Sure....watch out ya don't get killed
- 17740 : Ty Cobb wanted to play, but we couldn't stand the son of a bitch when he was alive, so we told him to stick it.
- 18182 : A) At least I got muscles B) No, at MOST you got muscles
- 18324 : You know, we just don't recognize the most significant moments of our lives while they're happening. I thought, 'well, there'll be other days.' I didn't realize that that was the only day.
- 18967 : If I had only gotten to be a doctor for fifteen minutes, now that would have been a tragedy
- 19239 : Karen, this is your... This is John.
- 20317 : A) Hey, why you throwin' at the kid? B) He winked at me!
- 22154 : Step aside, you nazi cow!
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