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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 340 : He really does think better with his bat.
- 756 : Well don't I feel like the fuckin' asshole
- 1064 : Does the Navy still hang people from a yard iron?
- 1065 : Are you asking me out on a date? Because I've been asked out on a date before and it sounds like you are asking me out on a date.
- 1066 : I always forget that part.
- 1067 : Now that was a little funny.
- 1218 : I guess I just followed everyone at chow time sir.
- 1393 : Its not like he hung himself with his own shoelaces or anything.
- 1769 : Private Santiago is dead and that is a tradgedy, but he is dead because he had no code, he is dead because he had no honour and God was watching.
- 2079 : I can't think without my bat.
- 2196 : Lance Corporal Dawson....DISOBEYED........AN ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 2197 : Well, I guess you were out sick on the day they taught law at law school!!
- 2737 : TRUTH!!! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!
- 3651 : You don't need a patch on your arm to have honor.
- 4325 : Where's my bat? I think better with my bat.
- 4404 : Until you've gotten a blow job from a superior officer, you're just letting the best in life pass you by.
- 4477 : the government will stipulate
- 4998 : In places you don't want to talk about at parties, you want me on that wall...you need me on that wall!
- 5040 : "...I want you to stand there in your fagotty white uniform, with your Harvard accent, and diplay me some fucking courtesy!"
- 5041 : "Lieutenant Jonathan Kendrick? May I call you John?"...."NO YOU MAY NOT!"
- 5059 : Private Santiago doesn't seem to like it here in our little Shangri La!
- 5060 : This Santiago has been writing letters to everyone except Santa to get out of here!
- 5118 : YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MARINE!
- 5298 : Son we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Wienburg? I have more responsilbility here than you could possibly fathom.
- 5627 : I'd pick you every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
- 5629 : I you're hungry bring something. All I've got is Yoo-Hoo and Coacoa Puffs.
- 5648 : You doctored the law book!
- 6024 : WOW...I'm sexually aroused, commander.
- 6077 : I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd prefer you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand guard. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
- 6084 : We use words like honour, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'm as a punchline!
- 6149 : Well, zippidy do da
- 6168 : my job is to make sure you do your job, so my jurisdiction's pretty much in your face
- 6177 : You want to investigate me? Roll the dice and take your chances!
- 6178 : I eat breakfast 80 yards away from 4000 bloodthirsty Cubans. So don't for one second think you're gonna come down here, flash a badge and make me nervous!
- 7624 : You got permission of aunt Ginny....does aunt Ginny have a barn? We can hold the trial there. I can sew the costumes, and maybe uncle Goober can be the judge!
- 7625 : The flight to Cuba, was that 0600 in the morning sir?
- 7918 : #1 Can you go get yourself some coffee? #2 Thank you. I'm okay! #1 No, I mean: can you go so that we can talk about you around your back!
- 10961 : I WILL NOT DISHONOR MYSELF , OR THE COURTS, SO I CAN GO HOME IN SIX MONTHS!!!, SIR!!
- 11525 : Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer, and an officer in the United States Navy. And you're under arrest, you son of a bitch.
- 11526 : You're a lousy fucking softball player, Jack!
- 11527 : Are you drunk? - Pretty much... Yeah.
- 11528 : You will address this court as judge, or your honor--I know I've earned it.
- 11529 : I have no resposiblities here whatsoever
- 11530 : Don't wear that perfume in court, it wrecks my concentration. - Really? - I was talking to Sam.
- 11771 : Strenuously object? That how it works? Your honor, I object. Overruled. Oh no, no, I STRENUOUSLY object. Well, if you strenously object i might have to move to reconsider!
- 12031 : 1: She said I could be Markinson and you wouldn't know it. 2: Are you Markinson? 1: No. 2: I'm not Markinson... that's two down.
- 12032 : 1: Your Honor, the government would like to know just what exactly the defense is implying. 2: I am implying simply that at this point in time Colonel Markinson is not alive.
- 12033 : He didn't slit his wrists with a butter knife or hang himself by his own shoelaces, no THIS guy gets into full dress uniform, stands in the middle of his hotel room, and put a bullet in his mouth.
- 12374 : Who the fuck is PFC William Santiago?
- 12470 : Well don't I feel like a f*cking a**hole
- 14954 : It doesnt matter what I believe, it only matters what I can prove, so please dont tell me what I know and what I dont know, Iknow the law!
- 14955 : It doesnt matter what I believe, it only matters what I can prove, so please dont tell me what I know and what I dont know, I know the law!
- 16126 : I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4,000 Cubans that are trained to kill me. So don't think you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.
- 17469 : Does Aunt Ginny have a barn? Maybe we could hold the trial there. I'll sew the costumes and maybe Uncle Goober can be the judge.
- 18074 : cutie-pie shit is not gonna win you a place in my heart corporal i get paid no matter how much time you spend in jail - yes sir i know you do sir - F**K YOU HAROLD!!
- 18356 : I'm sorry I lost your set of steak knives
- 22013 : It doesn't matter what I believe, it only matters what I can prove. Don't tell me what I know and don't know, I know the law!
- 22498 : Where's my bat? I can't think without my bat!
- 22816 : Ordinarily it takes someone hours to discover I'm not fit to handle the defense... oh come on that was damn funny.
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