QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 822 : OH MY GOD! Ken! Somebody just called. They said they moved the diamonds.
- 1001 : Hello,K-K-K-K-Kens P-P-P-P-Pets.
- 1002 : Don't call me stupid.
- 2606 : It's K-K-K-Ken, C-C-C-Coming to kill me!
- 3029 : Are you totally deranged??
- 3030 : Why you pompous, stuck up, english, giant twerp, scumbag, fuck-faced, dickhead asshole!
- 3263 : Harvey Mann fren gen son
- 3567 : You've done well my son.
- 10941 : UNBE-FUCKING-LEIVABLE!!
- 16130 : You know what Nietsche said about them? He said they were Gods' second blunder
- 16319 : I mean, what the f##k are you doing robbing your OWN HOUSE, you A##$OLE!!
- 16339 : A) Gorillas don't read philosophy B) Yes they do, they just don't understand it
- 17160 : Oh right, to call you stupid would be an insult TO STUPID PEOPLE!!!
- 17281 : A) Are you really Italian? B) Absolutamente, si, my name is Otto, it means eight.
- 17466 : I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret and distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
- 18222 : A) Are you going to kill me? B) Ah yes, 'fraid so ol' chap, sorry
- 18257 : A) You're Archie Leash! B) Leach A)Right! I love the way you..cross-examine, oh I really admire your work
- 18661 : And when I told him your daughters' name was Porsche, he said "why'd they name her after a car?"
- 19045 : A) How can a girl as beautiful as you have a brother that's so.. B) Don't call me stupid!
- 19252 : Ooohh you English are SO superior, aren't you? Well would you like to know where'd you be without the good 'ol U.S. of A? I'll tell ya where, the SMALLEST F###ING PROVINCE IN THE NORTHERN EMPIRE!
- 19640 : Stupid fucking limey cement!!
- 19800 : I love watching your ass when you walk! Is that beautiful or what?!
- 20212 : The English contribution to world cuisine, the chip.
- 21062 : A) You wanted to get into my pants! B) I fell in love with you!
- 21163 : A) You tell these pigs to f^^k off! B) F^^k off pigs. Did you hear me? F^^k..off!
- 21407 : 1) I'm sorry about my brother, Ken. He's had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up. 2) Good.
- 22229 : We did not lose Vietnam! It was a tie!
- 23172 : Not you Ken, you have a lovely voice..when it works.
- 23261 : (1) Don't call me stupid! (2) Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you! I've worn dresses with higher I.Q.s!
- 23262 : Isn't it time you faced up to certain realities, Ken. Come on. You're a very attractive man, Ken. You're smart, you've got wonderful bones, great eyes, and you dress really interestingly.
- 23263 : Isn't it time you faced up to certain realities, Ken. Come on. You're a very attractive man, Ken. You're smart, you've got wonderful bones, great eyes, and you dress really interestingly.
- 23298 : A) Otto tried to k-k-kissme B) I thought he might
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