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- 4446 : I'm Dr. Nicholas Van Helsing, doctor of proctology and other related tendencies. I'm a graduate of the University of Rangoon, as well as assorted nightclasses at the Knoxville, Tennessee College Of Faith Healing
- 4447 : I'm Dr. Nicholas Van Helsing, doctor of proctology and other related tendencies. I'm a graduate of the University of Rangoon, as well as assorted nightclasses at the Knoxville, Tennessee College Of Faith Healing
- 4493 : We're just ou-ou-out l-l-l-ooking for a pack of cigarettes
- 15291 : A) God is our co-pilot B) God is our co pilot? A) Mm-hmm B) Remember our car? Two seats? Where's he gonna sit?
- 16171 : A) Don't you ever tell me where you got him B) Okay, just that all the animals there were so... B) I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHERE YOU GOT HIM!!
- 16337 : If you're gonna be a bear, BE A GRIZZLY!!
- 17721 : We got a secret weapon. God is our co-pilot!
- 20321 : A) Where's the hookers? B) Excuse me? A) The hookers, man, where are the hookers?
- 23337 : #1 How much? #2 $6.75. #1 Here my peasant blossom, keep the change. Have you ever considered joining a harem?
- 23341 : Ooooh! if we were Methodists..oh what a shot we could have at getting laid right here!
- 23446 : #1 What about those 2, maybe one of those beauties could be our patient? #2 Both of them could be. #1 Wooof! #2 Mmmmm! I could be very patient with those patients! Very lickable...uh...very likeable.
- 23609 : I always like a couple of drinks after surgery
- 23691 : Freeze! Or name your beneficiary!
- 23738 : #1 Victor what do you got? #2 A lot of goodies for you guys, and a Big Gulp Dr. Pepper for me...."I'm a Pepper, your a Pepper, He's a Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too!" #1 Would you get in here!
- 23814 : Those guys are more juiced up then that Ferrari
- 23961 : #1 Oooh, I got ta bless her! #2 No I'm sorry father, she's a Zen Buddah snd your not a ZenBuddah so you can't bless her. #1 Oh, we specialize in blessing Zen Buddahs!
- 24059 : #1 I'd like mine to be pink. Almost everything I wear is pink. #2 Everything? even... #1 Oh, I don't wear any. #2 Wow!
- 24313 : #1 You, Shorty! where did you get all that jewlrey? #2 Why did he call me shorty? #3 Because your small...S-M-ALL!
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