QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 4499 : I think I just . . . ate a bug!
- 5187 : Dad.. their making me drink blood!
- 5274 : She doesn't have any tits, but she has a nice ass!
- 7666 : You're that sweaty carpenter who hates me..
- 7667 : darling.. if you have a baby.. you won't be the baby anymore.
- 9251 : "I love you madly, though you treat me badly"
- 9405 : Thankyou for making a wife and a mother and, WHY DID DO THAT?!
- 9432 : Well it bothers me now!
- 10334 : How do you spell PORSCHE?
- 10380 : 1) Catarina!!!!! 2) Aurturo!!!!!
- 11117 : Tofuti.....Tofuti.....Tofuti Cline..ine..ine...ine..
- 11409 : Doctor, Grant is having another attack, he thinks he's god.
- 11414 : Annie............Ghoulahee
- 11499 : You just needed something to take up your useless, empty, nail polishing, toe polishing, rich bitch, suntanning day!
- 11559 : You don't shove the food down Shitakes throat. You place it on her tongue.
- 11568 : Eat your checkers!
- 11656 : A falsetto child?
- 11659 : Doc, we got a winner!
- 11891 : My perm is frizzing to oblivian, I look like a bushman!
- 11892 : Andrew, are you going to bring me my lemonade or am I going to have to squeeze it from my hat?
- 11893 : Stop staring at me!...eat your checkers!
- 12981 : 1) What can I possibly buy you that you don't already have? 2) A little girl?
- 15870 : A) The job was not done to my satisfaction B) Oh I got news for you, lady, no job will EVER be done to your satisfaction
- 24519 : How do you spell porsche?
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