QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 698 : How the hell you get fired on your day off?
- 1381 : QUIT BEIN' A BITCH AND COME ON!!
- 2548 : You got knocked the f--k out!
- 3631 : I don't give a Fuck
- 3989 : I'm gonna get you high. 'Cuz it's Friday, you don't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!
- 4329 : take advantage, man.....take advantage!
- 4397 : when he here, I shut up. But when he leave, I be talking again
- 4615 : write it down, take a picture I DONT GIVE A FUCK
- 4616 : write it down, take a picture I DONT GIVE A FUCK
- 4957 : "you got knocked the fuck out!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- 5145 : #1 Whachu want? #2 What you got? #1 Boy what the fuck you want?
- 5270 : I'll knock the dust off that poosay!!
- 6318 : #1: how u gonna sell bud, and smoke it?-- #2: i don't know.
- 6772 : Now you know I'm not a smart man . . . but from ova here it look like you takin a sh*t!
- 7411 : puff-puff give, puff-puff give
- 7436 : My back.....my neck......my back and my neck
- 7970 : That's my bike punk!
- 7974 : What the hell you doin' stealin boxes? What you tryin' ta do build a clubhouse!?
- 8646 : Don't nobody go in there for about 30, 45 minutes
- 8647 : I've put up with your shit for 18 years, you can put up with mine for 5 minutes
- 8781 : Pop's trippin, he want his bike back, you know I wouldn't trip!
- 9145 : Puff, Puff, Pass.
- 10235 : you got knocked the f*** out.
- 10250 : you got knocked the fuck out
- 11175 : Remember it, write it down, take a picture, i don't give a fuck!
- 11176 : DAMN! put your glasses back on!
- 11177 : What's up Big Perm... I mean Big Worm
- 11178 : Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions!
- 11180 : 1-Break yourself fool 2-Man, look what you did to my curtain, you better watch who window you climbin' through 'fore you get blasted on 1- Wit what you ain't got nothin' man 2-Wit dis 1-Man, where you get that from? 2-Your mama 1-Fuck you 2-Fuck you
- 11662 : Now everytime I come in the kitchen you in the kitchen in THE GOD DAMN refrigerator
- 11663 : Pops: Now what did I tell you about the trash / Craig: I fell asleep/ Pops: Boy I wish you were still sleeping i would hit you with a left hook so hard it would wake your ass up. Hurry up when your done with the trash I got some more work for you
- 11664 : How come, every time I come in here, your in the GOD DAMN refridgerator?
- 12548 : and you know this man
- 13847 : My momma gave me that chain!!!
- 15503 : A) You KNEW she had a big bootie B) I am not tryin' to look at that girls' bootie A) She said she looked like Janet Jackson B) Oh I know she didn't go there A) She got out that car lookin' more like FREDDIE Jackson
- 16342 : The end of the month, the rent is due. You ain't got the rent, you ain't got to worry about catchin' a dog, you got to worry about the dog CATCHIN' YO' ASS!!
- 18220 : all you punk kids today so fast to pick up a gun in my day you won some you lost some but you lived
- 18311 : HI MRS. PARKER!!!!......Hi boys!....When you gon let me F*CK Mrs. Parker?..........Whatchu say honey?..........Huh? Nothing!
- 18669 : You got to be a stupid mother fucker to get fired on your day off.
- 18850 : ooooooh!!wasup!!!!!(not a damn thing)
- 18955 : Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Peanut butter no jelly, Kool-Aid no sugar, ham no burger, DAMN!
- 18997 : 'Ima call you! But don't come by here, 'cause if you come by I won't call. Don't ever, ever, everevereverever come by here!
- 19106 : You better put some water on that damn shit!!!
- 19155 : Y'all ain't showin' me nothin', ese!
- 19211 : He gon cry in the car
- 19249 : Every time I come in the kitchen, YOU in the kitchen, in the ##damned refrigerator, eatin' up all the food! All the chittlins', all the collar greens, all the hogmog. I wanna eat some of them chittlins', I love pig FEET!
- 19899 : Are you prepared for Jehovah's return? 'Cause if you're not, we've got a pam-- (Craig slams the door in their faces.) Well fuck you! Half-dead motherfucker. Come on, sister.
- 20650 : what the hells goin on today, huh?
- 21746 : "OH MY NECK ! MY NECK AND MY BACK!! OH I'M SUING YOU ALL I WANT A $150,000! but we can settle out of court right now for $20"-Ezel
- 21820 : What'd he say?
- 21863 : My neck! My back! My neck and my back!
- 22017 : I got mind control over ****. He be around and he be like "Shut the fuck up" and I be quiet, but when he gone, I be talking again.
- 23286 : I'm not an educated man, but from over here, it looks like you takin' a s^^t!
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