QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 102 : You know, not many girls would give their panties to help a geek in contemporary society.
- 293 : Whats happening hotstuff?
- 1129 : "What's a happening Hotstuff?"
- 1720 : JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 2016 : Jake, is you r fathera big man? #2 About 6 ft. #1- Ohhhh....
- 2561 : My little brother paid a buck to see your underwear.
- 2562 : I'm Farmer Ted.
- 2887 : No more wanking my yankee the donger need food
- 4014 : i bet you a big teaser huh?
- 4736 : Dong, where is my automobile?
- 4739 : They're so perky!!!
- 5642 : new style American girlfriend
- 6104 : gimme the keys i drive!!! i drive!!! gimme the keys!!!! i drive!!!
- 8465 : #1 Where did you learn that stuff? #2 School #1 Mmmm... I'm getting my money's worth!
- 8466 : Oh sexy giiiiiirl friend!
- 8616 : I loathe the bus.
- 8926 : Hey, check you quotes, after every it goes IT'S SHAME I CANT FUCK YOU NOW BUT SOONER OR LATER, YOU WILL BE FUCKED!!
- 9553 : I have never bagged a babe
- 10475 : Take those ridiculous things off your head
- 10476 : Where is my a-u-t-o-m-o-b-i-l-e? (Reply) A-u-t-o-m-o-b-i-l-e . . . vrwwww . . . (splash) lake big lake
- 10508 : I mean, other men have loved me, but not for six whole months in a row.
- 10901 : #1- What did they want? #2...SEX!
- 11700 : I can't believe my grandmother just felt me up
- 17762 : Whats a happening hot stuff?
- 17825 : A.) shit B.) shoot
- 18549 : Thanks for loaning me the Donger.
- 20350 : Sammy tell Grandpa not to wait up....Lets go Boogie!
- 20994 : I can't believe it, they fucking forgot my birthday.
- 22120 : I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.
- 24279 : Jake: I think its so cool how she's always lookin at me! Guy: Maybe she's retarded
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