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Most people will never be that happy...*I'LL* never be that happy!
Welcome to the Statue of Liberty! The Statue is a gift from French people, that simplizes hope for naked women everywhere. BASHY BALLS!!!!
Will you make me some pancakes?
1. What's your name? 2. It's hard to say in English. 1. Well, then say it your language. 2. Okay, my name is EEK EEK EEK!!!
Whatsa matter, you never saw a guy that slept with a fish before?
I really am a nice guy. If I had friends, you could ask 'em.
A) I didn't even like you when I first met you. B) Nobody likes me when they first meet me!
Hey buddy, I have a twelve inch penis!
A) You break that, you pay for it! B) Oh well I'm sorry, I usually really enjoy smashing into glass with my face!!
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