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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 4867 : go ahead and give him a ticket....he hates cops
- 5261 : He's got more brains and guts than any partner I've ever had!
- 6616 : 1) Jack 2) What? 1) Tell me a story 2) Fuck you 1) Ah, that's one of my favorites
- 9480 : Reggie: I'll let you in on a little secret ,Jack, you just passed it.
- 9536 : You got a girl. Shit. The generosity of women never ceases to amaze me.
- 11517 : We're looking for an indian by the name of Billy Bear.
- 15237 : Class isn't something you buy. Look at you, you've got a $500 suit on and your still a lowlife...Yeah but I look good
- 15515 : A) Excuse me sir. My truck overheated about a half mile down the road, could I get some water? B) Maybe you shoulda stole a better truck, tonto. A) Hey, you got a big mouth, convict. C) Relax chief, he was only jokin' A) Ok, can I have the water please, sir? B) FIRE WATER!! That's what you want, eh tonto? FIREWATER!
- 16678 : Call for help, now!
- 16751 : Whats happening Luther...I'm sorry about the door it looked real painful when you slammed into it like that
- 16752 : Not a very popular place with the brothers
- 16753 : #1 I'd like something to drink, preferably some vodka #2 Why don't you best have a...Black Russian #1 HA HA! I get it I'm black
- 16755 : #1 Class isn't something you buy. Look at you, you got a $500 suit on and your still a lowlife. #2 Yeah, but I look good!
- 17889 : I don't like white people, I hate rednecks. You people are rednecks, it means I'm enjoying this sh##
- 17900 : 1) What the hell kinda cop are you? 2) You know what I am? I'm your worst fuckin' nightmare, man. I'm a nigger with a badge, that mean I got permission to kick your fuckin' ass whenever I feel like it.
- 17901 : Alright, listen up! I don't like white people. I hate rednecks. You people are rednecks. That means I'm enjoyin' this shit.
- 18663 : And I want the rest of you cowboys to know something, there's a new sheriff in town.
- 18751 : A) What the hell is this? B ) Tax refund A) Bulls###, you too fu##in' stupid to have a job!
- 19160 : A) I want some magambo, some sex! B) Are you crazy? You can't ask me any better than that?
- 19168 : Wait a minute now, I've been in prison for awhile, if these ladies have been getting the short end of the stick, maybe they'd like a couple laps around the track with us!
- 20700 : And I want the rest of you cowboys to know somethin'. There's a new sheriff in town. And his name is Reggie Hammond. Y'all be cool. Right on.
- 21318 : A) Let's get this straight, we ain't partners, we ain't brothers and we ain't friends. And if Ganz gets away with my money, you're gonna be sorry you ever met me! B) I'm already sorry!
- 21675 : #1 Jack, tell me a story. #2 Fuck You! #1 Oh thats one of my favorites.
- 22119 : And I want the rest of you cowboys to know something, there's a new sheriff in town.
- 24296 : I want the rest of you cowboys to know something, there's a new sheriff in town.
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