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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 69 : Where do these stairs go?
- 247 : So, She's a dog.
- 324 : I like her because she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.
- 832 : Nimble little minx!
- 907 : Yes, have some.
- 1013 : thats one big twinkie
- 1124 : Mother puss-bucket!
- 1299 : Janine, sorry about the bug eyes thing
- 1333 : Listen! Do you smell something?
- 1372 : READY.... Lets show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown
- 1577 : Are you a god?
- 1942 : this chick is toast
- 2164 : Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
- 2172 : Nobody steps on a church in my town!
- 2177 : I'm fuzzy on the whole good bad thing.
- 2439 : #1 I also play racketball. Do u have any hobbies? #2 I collect spores, molds and fungus. #1 I find that fascinating
- 2440 : #1Do you want some coffee? #2 Do I? #3Yes, have some #2 Yes, have some
- 2441 : Yes. It's true. This man has no dick
- 2460 : She likes to sleep abve the covers, four feet above the covers
- 2461 : She likes to sleep above the covers, four feet above the covers.
- 2475 : Tell 'em about the Twinkie
- 2607 : We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!
- 3257 : Okay, who brought the dog?
- 3656 : #1:What are you, some sort of cosmonaught? #2:We're the exterminators. Somone saw a cockroach up on twelve. #1:That's gotta be some cockroach. #2:Bite your head off man.
- 4612 : ok...so...she's a dog
- 4953 : So, she's a dog
- 5417 : Do you know how much a patent clerk earns?
- 5631 : Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?
- 6071 : I didn't know you were going to be giving me electric shocks!
- 6088 : Whoa, whoa, whoa...nice shootin' tex.
- 6112 : I hate Jell-O.
- 6113 : Hi. I'm Peter. Where are you from, originally?
- 7331 : Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
- 7529 : Hey everybody, it's Ted and Annette
- 7711 : Ray, when someone asks you if you're a God, you say YES!!!
- 8166 : We came,we saw, we kicked it's ass.
- 8348 : Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown
- 8349 : LISTEN!!........Do you smell something?
- 8381 : Yes it is true this man has no dick
- 8845 : THERE IS NO DANA, ONLY ZUUL!!!!
- 9101 : ...human sacrafice, dogs and cats living together, mass histeria!
- 9102 : It just poped in there... some thing from my childhood that could never hurt me... The Stay Puft Marshmallow man
- 9109 : Why worry? Each of us is weairing a unliceced nuclear accelarator on our backs.
- 9110 : She's telling the truth, or at least she thinks so.
- 9111 : #1: They don't make them like this any more. #2:Theyv'e never made them like this, the desiner was eighter a certified genius or an authentic wako!
- 9256 : I was just going to say 8 oclock
- 9599 : Listen...Do you smell something?
- 9611 : The flowers are still standing
- 9972 : We came, we saw, WE KICKED ITS ASS!!
- 9973 : 1- Congratulations! You've just participated in the biggest interdimensional cross-rip since the Tunguska Blast of 1908. 2-Felt great. 3- We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue. 2- Okay.
- 10784 : I'm thinking 9-ish
- 10785 : That's why I invite clients instead of friends
- 10905 : You're right, No human would stack books like this
- 10958 : I had a Slinky once...well part of a Slinky...but I straitened it.
- 11062 : This magnificent feast represents the last of the petty cash.
- 11308 : I feel so funky
- 11562 : Here's your mucus.
- 11697 : No job is too big, no fee is too big
- 11702 : Type something will you? we're paying for this stuff
- 11703 : you go get a court order, and i'll sue your ass for wrongful prosecution!
- 11704 : Ok, i'm going to go for broke; I am madly in love with you
- 11705 : your theories are of the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable; you are a poor scientist Dr. Vencman
- 11888 : Have you guys tried out this pole yet? It's perfect! When can we move in?
- 12497 : This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. You remember that?
- 13121 : Most of the original staff know about the twelfth floor
- 14001 : I collect Spores, Molds, and Fungus.
- 15536 : You don't act like a scientist. You seem more like a game show host.
- 15568 : Hello, I'm Peter, where are you from ... originally?
- 15572 : You're right, no human being would stack books like this
- 15575 : This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head
- 15587 :
- 15590 : "I want you inside me" "I'm not sure that's a good idea... sounds like there's at least 3 in there already"
- 15595 : You don't act like a scientist... you seem more like a Game Show host.
- 15787 : You normally don't see that type of behavior in a major appliance
- 16024 :
- 16068 : He's an ugly little , isn't he?
- 16182 : I this town!
- 16183 : I this town!
- 16348 : A) Oh, that's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there B) What a crime!
- 16977 : no human being could stack books like this
- 17016 : It's a sign alright, a sign of going out of business!!
- 17206 : Are you the Gatekeeper?
- 17675 : I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.
- 17733 : Hold on. I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing.
- 19058 : I feel so funky
- 19333 : Anyone here see a ghost?
- 19382 : Don't cross the streams!
- 20875 : somebody sneezes and you want to keep it
- 22111 : ***, It's looking at me ***
- 22387 : (1) Imagine life as you know it stopping instantaneously and all the molecules in your body exploding at the speed of light. (2) That would be bad.
- 22473 : You're endangering our lives. You're endangering our client, the nice lady who paid us in advance. . . before she became a dog.
- 22512 : You don't act like a scientist. You're more like a game show host.
- 22514 : That's one big twinkie!
- 22841 : See you on the other side ray
- 23540 : 1.)You are a real humanitarian to take care of that man. 2.) I don't think he's human.
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