QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 5498 : I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the upper East Side and sometimes I want to kill myself for it. So theres your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud
- 5499 : The only reason I let him keep up with this cherade is because is because the man has a mouth like a Hoover.
- 8067 : 1. Do you mind if I take my new car out for a ride? 2. Kathryn, the only thing your going to be riding is ME!
- 8400 : You could be a model. If only you were sexy.
- 8548 : I have to act like the Marsh fucking Brady of the east coast!
- 8549 : In english I'll fuck your brains out.
- 8761 : 1) What are you doing? 2) I don't want to kiss you there, Cecile. I want to kiss you HERE... 3) Ew. That tickles OH GOD!!!
- 8762 : 1) You mean he went down on you. 2) If that's what you call it.
- 8763 : 1) We played 3 games of Backgammon, Mrs. Sugarman. You beat me every time. 2) I did?!? 1) Yup, you did. And then I fucked your daughter. 2) What was that? 1) I said, Would you like some more water?
- 9047 : 1) Oh, your journal, could you be more queer? 2) Could you be more desperate to read it?
- 9048 : And how are things down under? Blossoming I hope. . .
- 10302 : And what do I get if I win?
- 10303 : You can stick it anywhere.
- 11002 : With supple breasts and an unchartered pooty......
- 11246 : You can put it anywhere.
- 11330 : I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid debutante girls... nothing shocks them anymore.
- 11331 : Kathryn is one of the most popular girls at school... listen to what she says, and you'll go far
- 11332 : Screwing the headmaster's daughter before school starts...think of what it will do for my reputation. She will be my greatest conquest.
- 11333 : Do you think I like acting like Mary Sunshine 24-7 so that I can be considered a lady?
- 11334 : So how are things down under? Blossoming, I hope
- 11335 : Everybody loves me... and I intend to keep it that way
- 12001 : Look at you, you're trembling.
- 12281 : I'm getting out of here!! Where are u going?!?! To take a shower. Want any company?? NO!! Want a Blow Job?!? Good Nite Cecile!! Prude!!!
- 13773 : Be her Captain Picard, Valmont.Boldly go where no man has gone before
- 13922 : I'm impressed.....Well I'm in love
- 13998 : Hurry! Lots to see.
- 14152 : I already know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much.
- 14223 : 1. This iced tea tastes funny. 2. It's from Long Island.
- 14224 : Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs, and... what else do you do?
- 14262 : Can you imagine what this would do for my reputation?
- 14263 : 1. Oh gee. Your journal. Could you be more queer? 2. Could you be more desparate to read it?
- 14264 : Jesus Christ, is she for real?
- 14265 : You two don't get into any trouble...
- 14266 : Are you a lesbian?
- 14267 : I suck. I suck!
- 14268 : 1. Some fag, no offense... 2. None taken.
- 14269 : I fingered his girlfriend at homecoming last year.
- 14270 : He likes to tackle the tightends on AND off the field.
- 14271 : He already called me for a pillow-kissing session.
- 14413 : "I'm impressed......Well, I'm in love....."
- 14887 : About that little wager of yours? Count me in. what are the terms? If i win... than that how little car or yours is mine. And if i win? I'll give you something you've been obsessing about ever since our parents got married. Be more specific. In english I'll fuck your brains out. what makes you think i'd go for that bet? That's a 1956 Jaguar Roadster. Because i am the nly person you can't have and it kills you. NO WAY. You can put it anywhere. You got yourself a bet baby.
- 14888 : this doesn't tastle like ice tea? It's from Long Island.
- 14889 : What is her problem? looks like someone is in need of some theropy. So whats your name? Clarissa. God your beautiful Thanks you. I'm going to take you to lunch. ok.
- 15736 : I can be sexy!
- 16103 : A parodime of chastity and virtue
- 16914 : My victory isn't over her, it's over you..Come Again...You were very much in love with her and you're still in love but it amused me to make you ashamed of it. You gave up on the first person you ever loved because I threatened your repretation. Don't you get it, Sebastion. You're just a toy, a little toy I like to play with and now you've totally blown it with her. I think that's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Cheers. So I assume that you've come to make arrangement but unfortuantely, I don't fuck losers.
- 17321 : This iced tea tastes funny. It's from Long Island.
- 18307 : I assume that you've come to make arrangements, but unfortunately,I don't fuck losers
- 18365 : I am the Marsha fuc*ing Brady of the upper east side!
- 18366 : I am the Marsha fuc*ing Brady of the upper east side!
- 19355 : Unfortunately, our Don Juan is moving with the speed of a Special Olympic hurdler.
- 19518 : Shall we say the stroke of midnight? No pun intended.
- 20022 : I know, I mean take you for example. You are a very attractive woman. You have killer legs. I would like to photograph them. That was the old me. I'm cure now.
- 20120 : oh my god man what are you doing? I'm not a fag, if you tell anyone about this I'm gonna kick your ass.
- 20126 : Clarisa...God, You're beautiful.
- 20159 : Like your step-brother Sebastion. I can't believe they didn't expelled him after what he did to the school nurse.
- 20239 : (1)Oh, but diddling the therapist's daughter is a challenge? (2)She was overcharging!
- 20474 : The only reason I let him keep up the charade is the man has a mouth like a Hoover.
- 20501 : Haven't you ever practiced on one of your girlfriends?
- 20635 : Fuck her yet?
- 20659 : Night, Sweat-pea!
- 20759 : The Black Man is gone! The Black Man is gone! Thank Shaka, the Black Man is gone!
- 20789 : Oh don't give me any of that racist crap! My husband and I gave money to Colin Powell.
- 20927 : Ronald, E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles!
- 20945 : Alright. Show me sexy.
- 21027 : "Everybody Loves Me And I Intend To Keep It That Way"
- 21028 : "Everybody Loves Me And I Intend To Keep It That Way"
- 21921 : I wanna fuck!
- 21922 : It pains me to see you reduced to this, *******
- 21944 : Dear sister, the only thing you’re going to be riding is me.
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