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QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 289 : How do you like them apples??
- 320 : You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got for $1.50 in late fees at the public library.
- 615 : "There's only so many times you can bang your friend's future wife"
- 896 : RETAINER!!!!! Retainer.
- 1181 : do you like apples? i got her number. how do you like them apples?
- 1276 : She's sharp as a marble
- 1395 : Yeah, downsizing themselves out of retards.
- 1523 : Tell him I had to see about a girl
- 1643 : Gunshot?
- 1829 : Give us a kiss
- 2354 : She is not perfect. He is not perfect. The question is whether or not they are perfect for each other.
- 2505 : How do you like me now?!
- 2964 : So this is a Harvard Bar? Ithought they'd have equations and shit on the walls.
- 3017 : So while I'm at it, why don't I just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the national guard. I could be elected president.
- 4033 : Do you like apples? How do you like them apples?
- 4069 : Bad times wake us up to the good times we weren't paying attention to.
- 4184 : I don't know fuck up some smart kids
- 4406 : You think I'm wasting my energy spreading my legs for that tootsie roll dick? Fuck you and your irish curse Chuckie!
- 4626 : Would have been nice to catch that game though?
- 4627 : Do you think I would waste my time spreadin my legs for that tootsie roll dick! Go home and give it a tug yourself.
- 5081 : Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the schrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
- 5255 : He was able to extrapolate theories that have baffled mathematicians for centuries.
- 5916 : If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone who could level you with her eyes... feeling like Godput an angel on earth just for you... who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel. To have that love for her be there forever, through anything... You don't know about the real loss because that only happens when you love something more than yourself.
- 6131 : BULL SHIT!!! You did not say that.......for christ sake tom it's a joke.
- 6653 : 1. Do you like APPLES?! 2. yeah. 1. I GOT HER NUMBER!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES!!!
- 7170 : all i'm saying is that your situation would be concurrently improved if i had $200 in my back pocket right now
- 8449 : Here's your funcking double burger.
- 8450 : Here's your fucking double burger.
- 9791 : Who's Ted Kaczinski? The unabomber.
- 9832 : You're Suspect
- 10039 : Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny and Brian
- 10308 : It's not about you, ya MATHAMATICAL DICK!!! It's about the boy.
- 10763 : My dad used to make us walk down to the park and collect the sticks he was going to beat us with.
- 11993 : 1) Fuck you! 2) You're the shepherd.
- 12435 : See the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years, your gonna do some thinkin' and your gonna realize that there are two certainties in life: One - Don't do that, and Two - You wasted a hundred and fifty grand on a fuckin' education you could have gotten for a $1.50 in late charges at the local library.
- 12901 : #1: I'm all about three points. #2: I'm all about homeruns...
- 12902 : I gotta go with the belt, Vanna.
- 12955 : Go fuck yourself!...I swallowed a bug.
- 12956 : My boy is wicked smart.
- 13110 : It was your mother's 900 number. I just ran outta quarters.
- 13112 : We'll talk about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse.
- 13872 : I was actually hoping for a goodnight lay.
- 15310 : You ever disrespect my wife again, and I will end you, chief. Ya got that? I will fucking end you
- 15788 : It's not your fault . . .
- 16691 : Whatever blows your hair back.
- 16764 : Who's Ted Kaczynski?
- 18304 : Lets go to Haaavahd and f### up some smaaahht guys
- 19037 : A) Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay? B) Excuse me? A) C'mon, you just wanted to gimme a jump! B) A jump?
- 19413 : Say I'm working at N.S.A. Sombody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it & maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding & 1500 people I never met, never had no problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' sharpnel in the ass. He comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the sharpnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for 15 cents a day & no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't halping my buddy at 2.50 a gallon. They're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, maybe they even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis & fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, & it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil & kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the sharpnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only plue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what'd I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure, fuck it. While I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job & give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe & join the Natiional Guard? I could be elected president.
- 19414 : Sean: I'm talkin' about someone who opens things up for you, touches your soul. Will: Ah--I got, I got-- Sean: Who? Will: I got plenty. Sean: Well, name them. Will: Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost, O'Connor, Kant, Pope, Locke-- Sean: That's great. They're all dead.
- 19415 : Sean: Well, you don't have a lot of dialogue with them. You can't give back to them, Will. Will: Not w/o a heater and some smelling salts, no... Sean: That's what I'm saying. You'll never have that kind of relationship in a world where you're always afraid to take the 1st step because all you see is every negative thing ten miles down the road.
- 19416 : Sean: Well, you don't have a lot of dialogue with them. You can't give back to them, Will. Will: Not w/o a heater and some smelling salts, no... Sean: That's what I'm saying. You'll never have that kind of relationship in a world where you're always afraid to take the 1st step because all you see is every negative thing ten miles down the road.
- 19417 : 1) All this shit...It's not your fault. (2) Yeah, I know that. (1)Look at me, son. It's not your fault. (2)Oh, I know. (1)It's not your fault. (2)I know. (1)No, no, you don't. It's not your fault. (2)I know. (1)It's not your fault. (2)All right (1)It's not your fault. (2)Don't fuck w/me. (1)It's not your fault. (2)Don't fuck w/me, all right? Don't fuck w/me, (name), not you! (1)It's not your fault. It's not your fault. (2)Oh God, oh God, I'm so sorry... (1)Fuck them, all right?
- 19822 : my boy's wicked smart
- 20174 : If you ever disrespect my wife again. . . I will end you. I will fuckin' end you. Got that, chief?
- 20175 : 1) He used to just put a wrench, a stick & a belt on the table and just say, 'Choose.' (2) Well, I gotta go w/the belt, there. . . (1) I used to go w/the wrench. (2) Why the wrench? (1) 'Cause fuck him, that's why.
- 20236 : What's this, like a Taster's Choice moment between guys?
- 20274 : He was an Indian -- dot, not feather . . .
- 22364 : You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got for $1.50 in late fees at the public library.
- 23662 : I swallowed a bug
- 23828 : Some people can't believe in themselves until someone else believes in them first.
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