QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 6179 : You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.
- 6312 : Your mother is an astronaut!
- 10224 : Why don't we gather up all of these bricks and build a homeless shelter, so that way your mom and your sister can have a place to stay. I want your mom and your sister out of my fuckin' house.
- 13290 : Shut your anorexic, malnutrition, tape-worm-havin', overdosed Dick-Gregory-Bahamian-Diet-Drinkin' ass up! Leave me alone!
- 13291 : Your mother's so fat, she fell over, broke her leg and gravy poured out.
- 15793 : You got a big Z in your fro, man...what are you, the black Zorro?
- 15872 : When I say I'm thirsty, it doesn't mean I want you to get me a glass of water. Men always think they can solve a womans' problems, makes 'em feel omnipotent. When I say I'm thirsty, I want you to sympathize. I want you to say, Gloria, I too know what it's like to be thirsty, I too have had a dry mouth
- 15874 : A) Sometimes when you win, you actually lose. And sometimes when you lose, you actually win. And sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie. And sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose B) I hate it when you talk like that
- 16176 : A) He's a good guy B) I thought you said he was full of s### A) He's full of sh## AND he's a good guy
- 17913 : A) You wanna run? B) You mean play basketball? C) No he means ice hockey, get your tired butt up here, Gretzky
- 18483 : A) Raymond, now, I seen YOU hustle, man! B) Hey I ain't never used no goofy white motha f##ka!
- 18521 : A) Man I don't wanna roll with that B) Why not? C) 'Cause I'm white A) 'Cause he's white D) 'Cause he IS white, look at him
- 18536 : A) You think I'm gonna lose our money to THIS white boy? B) You BETTER not lose to this white boy, we're the home team, HE the visitor
- 18659 : Don't worry Sidney, I've hustled a hell of alot better players than YOU before
- 18771 : A) Is this where King Ferouk and Duck Johnson used to play? B) Oh yeah, King and Duck OWNED these courts, they were the best that ever played here A) That's because you never saw ME!
- 18881 : You're a real cool customer, I mean, you don't even fall for any of that n###er S##t out there on the court
- 18966 : Now you may be able to pull a couple passes out ya' ass, but see that still don't mean you know how to play THIS game
- 19080 : I'M IN A ZONE, MAN!! THEY'RE PISSED OFF, I'M IN A F###IN' ZONE!
- 19345 : A) Heyyyy, who is this? B) It's Jimi Hendrix A) I know WHO it is, but why are YOU playing Jimi?
- 19596 : Hell no, I don't hustle with people who are dishonest
- 19616 : A) I'm not gettin' shot over your debt! B) My debt? It's OUR debt! A) Well whosever fu$$$n' debt it is, I ain't gettin' shot over nobody!
- 20962 : A) You took me to the hole, why, 'cuz I let you! B) No no no, I take you anywhere I want, anytime I want, I have you for breakfast!
- 21426 : And get rid of that gum, I'm tired of hearin' it pop!
- 22380 : But you miss, and you've been beat, well. . . not once, but twice. . . by a slow, white, geeky chump.
- 23202 : No no no, see white boys don't count, you gotta give me a brotha!
- 23310 : You would be amazed how many foods actually start with the letter Q!
- 23315 : You either smoke, or you GET smoked, and YOU got smoked!
- 23319 : See you're HEARING it, you're not listening!
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