QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 6083 : you're Jane, you're cheetah, and what are their names?
- 9863 : Mother, I am going to get laid.
- 15360 : turk !!!! did you cum?? I'm so embarrased
- 15836 : ...he's holding it with his dick.
- 18030 : they knocked my pants off
- 18031 : they knocked my pants off
- 20767 : 1) Mother, I have an assignation with a young lady tonight. 2) Oh. 1) I am going to explore the boundries of my manhood. 2) Oh, I see, dear. 1) Mother, I'm going to get laid. 2) You're going to be a little late. 1) Not late, mother, laid. L-A-I-D. The past participle of the verb "to lay." I'm going to screw someone. (Hangs up) Now I've just got to find out how.
- 20837 : Gentlemen, let's spike the punch. (zip,zip,zip,zip.)
- 21406 : Now, you squirrels better have some nuts in your mouths, or you're goin' downtown!
- 22208 : 1) Oh my god! We've gotta get outta here! 2) Why? 1) He's gonna fart the song!
- 22641 : Somewhere I know that someone wrote lyrics to that song.
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