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8321 : 37?!
9729 : Wow. He really made it.
10829 : Hermaphroditic porn. The best of both worlds.
10836 : Chicks with dicks
10837 : Snoochie boochies
12305 : People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl mom.
13926 : you know there are a lot of great girls in the world but not all of them will bring you lasagne.
15495 : I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
17056 : cancer merchant! cancer merchant! cancer merchant!
17242 : This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers.
18687 : People dictate their own behavior. If title dictated behavior, I wouldnt have been allowed to spit water at that guy.
19346 : 1. Cute cat. What's his name? 2. Annoying customer.
19766 : (1) 37? my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks? (2) in a row?
19767 : (1) 37? my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks? (2) in a row?
19768 : (1) 37? my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks? (2) in a row?
20252 : Now making a woman cum, that takes talent.
20253 : I don't appriciate your rues ma'am
20254 : You know there are a million of fine lookin woman in the world dude, but they all don't bring you lazana to work. Most of them just cheat on you.
20255 : If you think that's offensive, look at this! Can see her kidneys!
20515 : Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie last year?
21524 : (1) You hate people! (2) But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?
21525 : Try not to suck anymore dick on your way through the parking lot!
23782 : Hey, doesn't that fucker owe us money? We should hunt him down, rip off his head, and take out his fuckin' soul.
24406 : i beleive in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since i rule

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