QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 6561 : STOP HELPIN ME!!
- 7518 : "I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a new career."
- 7519 : I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a new career.
- 7520 : I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a new career.
- 11446 : #1I want to be treated like an adult!#2That's fair, now go to your room.
- 11943 : The butler did it... the guy was a cross between Alistair Cooke and a Cuisinart.
- 11947 : Our footsoldiers will blow your brains out.
- 16866 : And so, with the world saved and the secrets of DiVinci protected, Eddie finally got his coffee.
- 18602 : Tommy, you took down Captain Bob's steering wheel.
- 18641 : I wanna teach the handicapped how to yodel.
- 18672 : Oooooh! The Pope warned me never to trust the C.I.A.!!
- 19198 : I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Rome. I did my first bare handed strangulation here.
- 19374 : I knew this is what I'd get for dartin' a nun!
- 19513 : If DaVinci was alive today, he'd be eating microwave sushi NAKED in the back af a Cadillac with the both of us!
- 19657 : I guess we see who wears the penis in this family, huh?
- 19778 : The last time you saw me I was bald, with a beard but no mustache, and I had a different nose. So if you don't recognize me, I won't be offended.
- 19812 : 1) You know they invented something while you were gone. It's called a watch... 2) Hey Tommy... 1) Wha- 1)Ssshhhh. One, two, three. (singing) Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar?
- 19909 : I'm incredibly sensitive about my fuckin' figure.
- 20411 : History, tradition, culture. These are not ideas. They are statues I keep in my den as paperweights!
- 20412 : History, tradition, culture. These are not ideas. They are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights!
- 20699 : Its veja du, Hawkhead: something you wish never did happen.
- 20998 : I choose not to except the assignment Mr. Phelps.
- 23584 : It's been a very long time for me. Outside of a dog yesterday morning, it's been a very long decade.
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