QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 6771 : I could never be a woman. I would probably stay home and play with my breasts all day.
- 9159 : Loud, sustained booming sounds? Around 9, 9:30.
- 10577 : I don't think you understand how unattractive hate is.
- 11035 : U will know what 2 do when U unscramble: how daddy is doing.
- 11123 : Let your mind go, and your body will follow.
- 11124 : You're fired, I never want to see your face again. I said I never want to see your face again. You're fired.
- 11125 : You think with a financial statement like THIS you can have the duck?!!
- 11126 : All I know is, on the day your plane was to leave, if I had the power, I would turn the winds around, I would roll in the fog, I would bring in storms. I would change the polarity of the Earth so compasses couldn't work, so your plane couldn't take off.
- 19061 : And the damn wrong number dialer! What the hell do we do about them?!?!
- 19187 : 1) So I'll see you on Sunday? 2) I've got a shower on Sunday. 1) Yeah, and I really should take a bath.
- 19964 : You will know what to do...when you unscramble...how daddy is doing?
- 20728 : Hey, life's pretty stupid. Sure there's a lot of hubub to keep you busy, but it doesn't really amount to much. Course I'm paraphrasing.
- 21166 : I could never be a woman. If I were, I would do nothing but sit at home all day playing with my breasts.
- 21167 : "That's exactly like licking a shag carpet." (about orange juice with the pulp).
- 21168 : When I see a painting like this I get emotionally erect.
- 21169 : #1: Sandy, your breasts feel weird. #2: Oh, that's because they're real.
- 23074 : Oh pointy birds, oh pointy, pointy.
- 23075 : Oh pointy birds, oh pointy, pointy.
- 23076 : Oh pointy birds, oh pointy, pointy.
- 23646 : Oh, well I always liked pointing...
- 23647 : Oh well I always liked pointing...
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