QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
Here are many more Happy Gilmore movie quotes.
- 307 : The "mister mister "lady
- 536 : "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"->"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!"->"No!"
- 537 : "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"->"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!"->"No!"
- 538 : "What, friends listen to 'Endless Love' in the dark"
- 539 : "The price is wrong, Bitch!"
- 540 : "The price is wrong, Bitch!"
- 541 : "The price is wrong, Bitch!"
- 898 : What? Friends listen to Endless Love in the dark.
- 1217 : ...and, sure enough, there was PPY on the other.
- 1250 : Ohhh...that hurt a little.
- 1465 : You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.
- 1666 : Son of a bitch ball why don't you go home?!? That's your home!! Are you too good for your home?!? ANSWER ME!!!! Suck me white ass ball!!
- 1709 : You've got one eye....chubs!! you took his hand.
- 2002 : The Price is wrong
- 2178 : where were you on that one, dipshit?
- 2307 : You can troube me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep! You see this name tag? You're in my world now grandma.
- 2779 : You suck , ya jackass/ you're going to need a blanket and suntain loation because you're never going to get off that beach, just like you never made it into The NHL
- 3669 : YOU'RE GONNA DIE, CLOWN!!!
- 3730 : Here just eat that and leave us alone
- 3915 : 1. My fingers hurt. 2. Oh, your fingers hurt, well now your back's gonna hurt cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt? I didn't think so.
- 4321 : Excuse me. I'm trying to find my ball. This is GOLF!!!
- 4374 : hi, i'm a hockey player, but i'm playing golf today
- 4766 : You no want breakfast
- 5546 : Hey public relations lady, have you seen Shooter McGavin?
- 6345 : damn u people, this is golf. go back 2 your shanties!
- 6559 : If I wore clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.
- 7367 : I eat pieces of Sh*t like you for breakfast!- Shooter You eat pieces of Sh*t for breakfast?-Happy No!-Shooter
- 7368 : Go to your home! What's a matter with you ball! Too good for your home!- Happy Gilmore
- 7369 : Happy: Step right up folks and see if you can outdrive the amazing golf ball uh whacker guy!
- 7370 : Happy: During high school I played junior hockey and still hold 2 league records. Most time spent in the penalty box and I was the only guy ever to take off his skate and try to stab somebody
- 7371 : Happy: Ooh, Happy learned how to putt. Uh-oh
- 7372 : Happy: Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those I'd have to kick my own ass.
- 7375 : Shooter:You stay outta my way. Or you'll pay. Listen to what I say. , Happy: How about I just go eat some hay. I could make things out of clay and lay by the bay, I just may. Whatd'ya say?
- 7376 : Happy: The price is wrong ,bitch
- 7384 : The price is wrong, bitch.
- 7542 : "Just stay out of my way, or you'll pay, listen to what i say.... how bout i just eat some hey??? make things out of clay, lay by the bay, i just may, wha'dya say?
- 7719 : I'm Just looking for the rest of this bottle. Oh there it is.
- 7742 : why dont you people go back to your shanties
- 8130 : You eat shit for breakfast
- 8655 : Fine, do whatever you like. What would i know, i'm just a doctor.
- 8656 : And you can count, on me waiting for you in the parking lot!
- 8720 : I gotta get tough, Only 364 more days till' next years hocky tryouts
- 8825 : You are not going to make this putt. . .you jackass.
- 9171 : Suck my white ass ball
- 10399 : The price is wrong b*tch!
- 11122 : Hey! Public relations lady. Have you seen Shooter McGavin, I need to beat the livin' piss out of him!
- 11233 : I don't hear you laughing now!
- 11234 : I don't hear you laughing now!
- 11983 : Green jacket, gold jacket, who gives a shit?
- 12553 : There is no way you this bad at hockey as you are at golf.
- 12863 : Step right up folks, see if you can out drive the amazing golf ball wacker guy.
- 13691 : I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
- 17786 : I hate that clown...You're gonna die clown!
- 18664 : I was on this tour for one reason - money - but now I've got a new reason: kicking your ass!
- 20109 : If I caught myself in those clothes I'd have to kick my own ass
- 20111 : Yeah, I know! I just couldn't get the ball in the hole! I wanted to but I just couldn't do it!
- 20899 : (Happy's old boss's t-shirt) "Guns don't kill people, I kill people"
- 22159 : Just tap it in, just tap it in, tap-tap-taperoo!
- 22424 : I was on this tour for one reason - money - but now I've got a new reason: kicking your ass!
- 22599 : Happy: "I bet you get this alot on "Let's make a deal". Bob Barker:" It's the "Price is right" Happy"
- 23274 : A) May I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me sleep. B) No, but you can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!
- 23311 : The price is WRONG, bitch!
- 23366 : You're gonna die clown!
- 24073 : Hey Happy You Suck, Ya Jackass
- 24074 : Hey Gilmore- You Suck, Ya Jackass
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