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MOVIE - Life Less Ordinary, A
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to Harvard Business School.
If you dig, I promise you when the time comes I'll shoot you through the head. Now look, you don't like that? I can just shoot you through the testicles right now, you can bleed to death, I"ll dig the grave, s'up to you.
Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find a good husband in this town? Hmm?!! Or a good dentist, come to that.
Why are you such a pain to be with??!! --Because you tied me to a chair all night!!
You grasp that?
Are you taking to a hospital, cuz I don't want to die in a hospital.
So you're telling me that successful relationships are made in heaven? Not founded on the daily practicality of two people being prepared to tolerate the imperfections of one another.
(picks up the phone) This is Gabriel. Get me God.
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