QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 34 : Oh, come on, lots of people drink mineral water. It's come a long way. Yeah, but this is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand, you may as well be wearing a dress.
- 885 : #1 CORNUTS! #2 Bq or plain? #1BQ!
- 926 : You were nothing before you met me.
- 1056 : Pop a ham and cheese in microwave while chomping on a turbo dog. It . . . keeps me sane
- 1683 : You're beautiful
- 1728 : What a waste...oh the humanity.
- 1729 : Well f*ck me gently with a chainsaw.
- 1735 : I don't patronize bunny rabbits!
- 1741 : Are we going to hell or to prom?
- 1795 : Are they naked?
- 1932 : Fuck me gently with a chainsaw
- 2747 : If you want to fuck with the eagles you have to learn to fly.
- 2817 : Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.
- 3295 : I love my dead gay son.
- 3310 : And I loved you...I was coming up here to kill you.
- 3377 : Grow up (character), bulimia is so '87.
- 3423 : Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?
- 3914 : Our love is God...let's go get a Slushee.
- 4828 : 'Do you think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're a fucking pschycotic!' 'You say tomato, I say tomato!'
- 5016 : 'Goddamn, won't somebody tell me why I smoke these damn things?' 'Because your an idiot!' 'Oh, yeah, that's it!' 'You two!'
- 6110 : All we want is to be treated like human beings. Not to be experimented on like bunny rabbits.
- 6703 : You're such a pillow case.
- 6983 : The extreme always seems to make an impression.
- 7223 : Beautiful! The Beaver's home!
- 9139 : #1You stupid fuck.#2 You god damn bitch. You were nothing before you met me. You were playing barbies with Betty fin, you were a blue bird a brownie a girl scout cookie. I take you to a remington party and whats my thanks?
- 10764 : Trust me. She skips the Saturday morning trip to Grandma's even when she's not hungover.
- 11757 : what's your damage??
- 13911 : Save the speeches for Malcolm X. I just wanna get laid!
- 14668 : Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?
- 14669 : Lick it up baby. Lick... it.... up.
- 14670 : My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son!
- 14671 : I say we just grow up, be adults, and die.
- 16858 : they had a sword fight in your mouth
- 18095 : If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a gameshow host.
- 21040 : 1)Say you like to suck dick 2) You like to suck dick
- 23784 : 1. Are you a Heather? 2. No Im a Veronica
- 23785 : 1. Are you a Heather? 2. No Im a Veronica
- 24236 : Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
- 24746 : We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood, Ohio, know the name of that righteous dude who can solve their problems: it's Jesus Christ, and he's in the Book!
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