QUOTE NUMBER : QUOTE
- 6988 : Now, they have new things, that even Doctors are even Prescribing!! You should hear them "YOU KNOW THERE'S A CHILD INSIDE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US, so now we have GRAPE AND CHERRY flavored." NOT NYQUIL!! They have the original GREEN DEATHFUCKIN FLAVOR!! On the back, it says "May cause drowsiness." It should say " DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKIN PLANS!!"
- 12740 : Dennis! Dennis, get up! There's something the matter with Sonny!
- 12780 : You want the life of Jim Morrison? I'll give it to you in fifteen seconds: I'm drunk, I'm nobody, I'm drunk, I'm famous, I'm drunk, I'm fucking dead.
- 15478 : They're probably going to make a double-live album now...
- 17068 : "I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey, when I was a kid I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Celtics. Life sucks, get a fucking helmet!
- 17069 : "I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I wanted it to." Hey, when I was a kid I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Sox. Life sucks, get a fucking helmet!
- 17304 : I stopped doing drugs because i didn't want to build anything
- 17329 : I'm gonna go on a bender. Booze and smack and fucking coke and i'm gonna run people over and beat up my kids and then I'll show up on the cover of People...Sorry! I fucked up!
- 17642 : You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna buy myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertable. HOT PINK! With whale-skin hubcaps, and all leather cow interior, and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah!
- 20919 : Pull over to the side of the pretentiousness turnpike..
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